
Grey Moon – Friday (ep. 52)
“My missus ain’t happy with me at the moment,” sighed Yuffie.
“Why not?” asked Reala.
“She said she wanted sex to be more magical between us,” replied Yuffie.
“And?” pushed Fuen.
“She threw a tantrum when I pulled a bunch of flowers and a deck of cards out from under the pillow,” moaned Yuffie.
awww you poor thing π
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Arf. π
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tried that by pulling the rabbit test out of my hat
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Arf. What kinda rabbit did ya pull out? π
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rabbit died π¦
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π
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Should have pulled out the chalk and started marking up a pentagram or something instead.
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Arf! π
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Lol! My husband is an entertainer and this is something he would do! Brilliant!
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I’m not an entertainer, something I would still do. π
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Yep, that’s the trouble with some women, they just don’t clarify what they mean. Nice one.
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TBH, neither do men. π
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Hahaha how practical of Yuffie
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Yup. π
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Iβd take flowers….I usually hide chocolate under pillows myself. Doesnβt do a thing for sex, but it is a nice treat to find!
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Haha, they wouldn’t last long enough to go under the pillow in my house! π
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Itβs a house elf thing and Iβm a great house elf!
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LOVE it. Yay. Magic on a cold, snowy, horrible morning lol. You keep us all going. Thankyou
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Heh, thanks Zany girl. Glad you enjoy!
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Well, at least it wasn’t a rabbit pulled out from somewhere a little more sensitive .
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Arf! That is true. π
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Giggle giggle snort snort π
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π π π
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Seriously? Way too clever.
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Heh, thanks, Dayle! π
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Wait. I thought Yuffie was female! Does that mean she’s gay!? If it does, then, hmm…. Gets lost in thought
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I’m a tad surprised how few people have realised how much gender and sexual preferences is played on in the little fears. Yuffie, Lucy and Fuen have all referred to ex girlfriends. That’s an idea for a blog post. Equality and sexuality in the little fears haha.
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That’s women for you. Don’t moan over it Yuffie! I’ve been there and it’s gets better. Sorry, I lied, it doesn’t. Go ahead and moan.
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Arf and narffle! π
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I’m trying that tonight. Keep an eye on the news π Brilliant.
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Arf! Cheers, Davy! π
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Magickal groans! π
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π π π
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At least no one was sawed in half.
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That would have cut the pun down… π
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Thank god it was pulled out from under the pillow, thought it was going somewhere else for a second.
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ACK! π
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lol this made me chuckle!
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Good to hear, Nunzia. π
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Peter… I told you that story in private… you forgot the part about the fireballs and the curtains catching on fire… still funny though…
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Bwaha! π
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Some women donβt know a good thing when they have it.
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Arf, exactly! π
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Different kind of magic.
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Indeedy! π
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hahaha brilliant!
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Thank you. π
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Women. Give them what they want and they still aren’t happy. Good one. Made me laugh.
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Arf. A human condition. π
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Aw. Poor Yuffie!!! I give him an A++!!!
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She makes an effort. π
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OH!!! I forgot Yuffie is a girl. ACK! I forgot. I’m so sorry, sweet Yuffie!!!!! I’ll never make the mistake again!!!
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Arf, it’s OK. Gender gets very mixed here heh.
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[…] via Magical Beds β Little Fears […]
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Awww… i was hoping he’d saw her in half? or make her disappear?? π
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Arf, she is a dab hand with the dark arts so it’s a possibility!
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LOL flowers and cards. Who wouldn’t like that? π
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Magic if you ask me! π
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