Cleaned Victim

Lost Leads – ep. 1

“What have we got?” asked DCI Lily.

“A mass murder,” replied Inspector Sally. “With one victim.”

Lily raised an eyebrow. “Go on.”

“Well ma’am,” replied Sally. “We have eight murder weapons with blood on. Six potential motives. A lot of blood on the walls and one body inside this apartment.”

Lily knelt next to the corpse. “What’s this inside her mouth?”

“The coroner believes it’s the contents of a vacuum cleaner bag,” replied Sally. “She’s unsure if that’s what caused her death.”

“Well, we know one thing,” sighed Lily. “She bit the dust.”

New story time! Woot, woot! Gave the video a slight update. Love my new end screen. I don’t mean to sound vain, but it looks awesome.

Look! Down there! New buttons! That’s a pleasant update. Need to clean up the Threadless button, but otherwise, much nicer than the old ones.

Also, I now have a Ko-Fi page instead of a PayPal tip jar. For those that fancy dropping me a few pennies but don’t like Patreon.

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52 thoughts on “Cleaned Victim”

    1. They do rather. Made me think of the Bucket List film. I think laughing at deaths a good coping mechanism for the human mind heh.


  1. AHHHHH!!! You are such a delight!!! This is timely as I’m on a roll of having British/Scottish crime shows on in the background on my days off. Vexed. Shetland. Midsummer Murders. They remind me of 1970s crime shows and I could listen to Y’all talk all day. I usually am too busy to even know what’s going on….but that voice in the background! And now…this!!! Yay!!! You ROCK. Thank You and Cheers!!! 🙂


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