Lost Leads – ep. 10
Lily cocked her head, “did you hear that?”
“A hissing,” replied Sally, “where’s it coming from?”
Lily opened the cupboard. “Cripes, a snake!”
Sally grabbed a broom for protection. “Is it a dangerous breed?”
“Well,” said Lily, “it looks like the snake is exactly 3.14 metres long.”
“What’s that mean?” asked Sally.
“It’s a pi-thon,” replied Lily.
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Little Fears 
Too good. Man. Keep it up. That dark humour thing.
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Thank you, I hope too. 🙂
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I wish I could make out the bottom truth of the riddle.
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3.14 metres long. A Pi-thon. Pi is 3.14. 🙂
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Pi is not an exact number. It is a non-ending decimal. But, loved the pun anyway and the nod to my fav school subject, math!
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Everyone else in comments gets the gag, so I’m really not worried about it. 🙂
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If it was EXACTLY 3.14 meters than it wasn’t pi and, by extension, wasn’t a pi-thon. I hope somebody in editing got fired over THAT!!!
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Aha ha, oh come on!
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I have sent out your application form to join the pedant’s society!
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Are you saying that I have insect feet?
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Everything around us is rounded to the nearest something. As pi extends, it becomes smaller to the point of irrelevance*. Get out a ruler and find 141.59265359 mm. After 2 decimal points, your pencil lead is broader than the difference from there to the end of pi. Besides, the snake will molt and no longer be funny.
*For most men, four beers erode enough concern that beauty becomes irrelevant.
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Haha! Okay, this one is really good!
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Cheers again, tre. 🙂
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HAHAHHAHAHAH! Funny. I love the voice of the speaker. Ha ha
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Thank you, Ragazza. 🙂
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Oh. My. God! That might be the funniest thing I ever read. Ever. For always. Seriously.
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Haha, thank you, Real. 🙂
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Pi-thon
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😛 😛 😛
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Heh! 🙂 🙂
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Grins 😛
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A pi-thon? Boo….hissssssssssssssssssssssssss! 😉
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Hah! 😛
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Groan
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Thank you. 🙂
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Groaning and hissing simultaneously 😀
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Cheers, Mermaid. 😛
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Groans and laughs at the same time. Quite a feat.
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Haha, good good. 😛
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Some are rather piticular but I am enumbered with this one. 5 hisses up!
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Arf and narffle! Cheers, Lisa. 😛
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are those the snakes that are square?
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Plot twist, the Nokia Snake game was a snake trapped in a cupboard.
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In the cabinet? An open-and-shut case! (Sorry:-)
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Badumtish! 😛
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Cheers. 😛
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Score!
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Thank you. 🙂
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Hissing. Never stop this.
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I do my best. 🙂
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Oh my. LOL
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As appropriate as a groan. 😛
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LOL
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When I saw it was a gag about a pi-thon, I thought it would go on forever.
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Arf! 😛
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Maybe it was looking for a pie
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Narffle, a pie eating pi-thon.
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