Lost Leads – ep. 27
“She taught me so much about love, life and sports,” continued the suspect.
“What sort of sports?” asked Sally.
“Blindfold darts,” replied the suspect.
“Wait,” said Lily. “You play darts blindfolded? Isn’t that dangerous?”
“It’s exhilarating, exciting and chaotic,” replied the suspect. “Never tried it?”
“Well, no,” said Lily.
“Oh, you don’t know what your missing,” said the suspect.
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You’re missing* 🙂
I really liked this pun.
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Glad you liked, Chelsea. 🙂
I’m not worried about the odd spelling and grammar mistake. It all goes through an editor before it ends up in a book. 🙂
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Well, I’M worried. What if poor Lucy gets confused?
Good job keeping up with posting, by the way. I hope all your housing troubles and whatnot are clearing up.
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Aww, thanks for thinkin of my housing troubles. Afraid they still haven’t sorted themselves out. One way or another they will eventually.
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I got the point of this one….
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Arf!
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OMG the suspect’s a comedian! What a blinder, a real music hall joker. Best put a gagging order on him/her.
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Arf and narffle!
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Straight to the point vs misguided. I hope the suspect doesn’t feel targeted.
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I reckon they could do a 180 on this.
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Ha! Mercifully I did catch the sharp end of that one.
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Oof, heh.
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Lol, you don’t know what you’re missing? Probably everything you’re aiming to hit 😀 Nice one.
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Heh, cheers Arjun.
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Lol. This one is brilliant!
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Cheers, Tre. 🙂
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Peace, Peter. I actually just purchased “January” a few days ago. It’s expected to arrive today. Keep up the hilarious work, sir!
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Aww, thanks Tre. I hope you enjoy!
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You’re most welcome! I’m sure I will.
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A shot in the dark from a different angle and tool.
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Arf and narffle. 😛
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To quote the late, lamented Sid Waddell “The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.”
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Haha, good quote.
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Seems to me this one is just a flight of fancy!
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Hah! Badumtish! 😛
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Now, that one was right on point!
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Arf, cheers DC.
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LOL!
Wish I had read this earlier – everyone else said all the things I would have said!
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Haha, sorry Marge. 😛
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Tee hee!
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😛
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Oh no…..
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Oh, yes! 😛
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I see………..and groan! 😀
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Haha, brilliant.
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Every time I read these I audibly say, “God dammit…”
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Close enough to a groan, mission accomplished.
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Haha, Keep up the great work!
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Only one word for this one — ohhhhhhhh!
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Haha, a perfect response. Cheers, Real.
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I got the point! … ouch!
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Arf. 😛
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Dead on! smirk
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Thankya, Sheri. 😛
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I could burst into Boni Jovis song You Give Love a Bad Name right now.
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Arf, it would be apt.
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Shot through the heart
And you’re to blame
Darlin’
You give love a bad name.
I sang it into my hair brush especially for you.
An angel’s smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven, then put me through Hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passions a prison, you can’t break free
Oh, you’re a loaded gun, yeah
Oh, there’s nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done
Shot through the heart
And you’re to blame
You give love a bad name (bad name)
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Tsk tsk
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Beams 😛
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Another bullseye!
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Only time darts on TV was worth watching was on the TV show Bullseye. 😀
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