Chasing Leads – ep. 5
“This isn’t my first animal case,” said Sally, clipping in her seatbelt. “I worked on the infamous reptile case of 2023.”
“Ahh, the rampaging lizard on Clapham Common?” asked Lily, flicking on the blues and twos.
“Yes ma’am,” replied Sally. “It attacked nineteen people, leaving four of them in intensive care.”
“If I have my police history correct, didn’t the lizard belong to Boy George?” asked Lily.
“Yes ma’am,” replied Sally. “I wish he’d had a calmer chameleon…”
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Excellent. I had attempted myself to find a good way to make this pun work… the challenge was to try and get it into a one-liner.
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Arf, good challenge.
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After receiving a colour-changing lizard with ADHD, Boy George went on the hunt for a replacement… a ‘calmer chameleon’, if you will.
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Lmfao
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😛
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Shockingly funny.
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Thank you, Mike.
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Lol made me giggle out loud on the bus
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Arf, sorry!
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Pfft!
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😛
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Badum- Tish! G:)
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Heee. 🙂
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Enjoyed the story. I’m getting back to writing soon, just been hard pushed with my uni course. Anything you’d like me to post about?
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Cheers, Little Sea.
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Yep, You got me laughing. 🙂
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Heh, good good. 🙂
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Do you really want to hurt me? Because that pun did.
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Hah! Badumtish!
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Haha. Okay, now I think I have a new favorite. This is splendid!
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Haha, thank you, Tre. 🙂 😛
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You’re most welcome! Haha.
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LoL
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😛
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Aww!
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Grins
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(smirk) I love reading these every morning.
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Thank you, Sarah. Good ta hear. 🙂
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Fortunately it comes and goes
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Hah! Badumtish!
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Thank you for another lovely morning groan of delight!
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Cheers, Laura. You’re welcome.
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Smile.
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😛
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HAHAHAHAHA! 😀
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😛 😛 😛 😛
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Colorful! Groanily speaking that is.
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Hah, I should hope so! Cheers, Real.
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Lol
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😛
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Hm. Makes one wonder if the consequences of such remiss pet ownership visited any karma on BG.
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Arf, given his middle-aged appearance, I’d say yes… 😛
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This one’s priceless
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Cheers, Sang. 🙂
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That pun makes me really want to hurt you 😀
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Badumtish! 😛 Cheers, Robert!
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