Chasing Leads – ep. 7
“Didn’t you used to date Poppy ma’am?” asked Sally.
“For a while,” sighed Lily. “She drove me mad about the usage of furniture.”
“How so?” asked Sally.
“Well,” grumbled Lily, “we used to have an empty drawer in the bedroom. She would say ‘we need to use that drawer’ every single time we were in the room together.”
“Blimey,” replied Sally. “I would have told her to put a sock in it.”
Photo by Patrick König on Unsplash
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Great! Given my liking of the sock guy pictured, now I’m wondering if you should do a full range of anthropomorphic household items.
(Start with the angry pencil dude!)
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I have done angry pencil with amusing sayings but man I can’t get them to work on tees haha!
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Maybe an angry gang of glaring writing implements?
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A Classic case of Furniture Fetish, I suppose…
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Hah! Badumtish! 😛
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not to share too much, but i put a sock in them when my spouse accused me of having “empty drawers.”
cheers.
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Hah. I’ve unfortunately felt the need to do the same… 😀
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:))
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😛 😛 😛
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Love reading your stuff. I look forward to my morning email! Must make more effort to comment on them though!
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Aww, cheers, Charlie. Don’t worry about commenting here. There’s only so many times someone can LOL a post. 🙂
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Ha! Excellent!
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Thanks again, Real.
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That was a lot of pun!
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Arf, cheers, Lloyd.
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LOL!!!!
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Cheers, Urban. 😛
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Awesome made me giggle. 🙂
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Thank you, Jay.
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You’re welcome
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Ah! My daily groan! Thank you, sir!
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Glad you enjoy the groanings, Marge. 🙂
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You are very creative, a great start to my day reading your posts
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Thank you, Alice. Glad you enjoy!
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That’s hilarious! 😀
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Thank you, Mermaid. 🙂
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Or else it’s curtains…
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Mmhmmm. 😛
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I agree with joem18b – empty drawers do look much better stuffed with socks…the only problem is that you might not find what you are looking for when you go searching in said drawers!
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Haha, that is true, Katch!
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Still laughing.
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Cheers, Dayle.
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Cute! I love the video narration; excellent background music choice!!
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Thank you, Andy.
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Just take the foot out first or the coppers will be after ya…
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Arf and narffle!
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