
Brass Ep. 21
Copper reached down and clawed at the dirt around the metal lump. The soil around it was dark, both burned and stained with oil.
Stones came up in her claw. Underneath, a cracked bulb glinted up at her. She dug her talons in around the metal casing and lifted it out. A long and narrow head, similar to her own emerged. A rigid body and four legs followed. Its stiff tail coiled like a spring. A rusted patina browned with age and dirt.
Who or what-ever this was, she knew it wasn’t evil. After all, there’s no rust for the wicked.
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Awesome Peter, l have been reading a serious handful of these for the last ten minutes all excellent, but this was brilliant – no rust for the wicked – superb 🙂
Here’s one for your Tuesday ..
You know how Popeye has muscles of steel? Which muscle does he have that never rusts?
The one that he dips into Olive Oyl.
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Cheers, Bloke!
Oh! Hahahahahaaha! Wasn’t expecting that. Very good!
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Glad you liked it Peter, it only seemed fair you made me laugh so the compliment had to be returned 🙂
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Luckily I knew to steel myself against such irony. 🙂
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Kertish! Hah!
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Irony
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Kertish! 😛
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So glad your humor never gets rusty!
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Arf, it needs regular oiling!
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Steeling err stealing this one err sharing!
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Heh, you’re welcome to it, Lisa.
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Love this stuff.
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Cheers, Dayle!
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Oh, the iron-y.
Really hope this is the new Iron character, though!
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Kertish! Heh, we hope so.
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That was hilarious and I love the new sound affects. My husband heard me playing it and immediately stopped what he was doing to come in – hence I had to start over, I didn’t mind I got this one. he he, very cleaver (No Rust For The Weary) Thank you for making me smile today – and laugh out loud. Love J
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I shoulda stuck with the sound effects. They added a wee bit extra to each story. Cheers, Joni.
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