By Silk Cords
Brass decided to stay grounded after her failure at electrical work. She decided to try her hand at cooking, recalling several TV shows she’d watched.
Brass went to the local chef’s college and found out there was an entrance exam. The exam consisted of several tests of knife skills such as julienne slicing carrots. After failing to even sharpen her knives properly, the instructor was blunt with Brass…
Her knife skills just didn’t make the cut.
Well, at least I took a stab at it, Brass thought as she left.
Story by Silk Cords of http://silkcordsblog.wordpress.com/. Check out her blog for saucy tales. Thanks for the funnies Silk!
Also thanks to Warren for the $10 Patronage.
Ko-Fi | Patreon | Etsy | Books | Skillshare | Threadless
Little Fears 
Ha! Ha! That was sharp and straight to the point. Brilliant! Thanks for the laugh! ☺️
LikeLike
Kertish, thanks Beautiflee. Silk Cords wrote this tale.
LikeLike
Oh it was funny. What is Kertish?
LikeLike
Double whammy extravaganza!!! DUDE!!! Cheers! Never a dull moment in Your corner of blogland! 🤣
LikeLike
Cheers, Forrest. Silk Cords wrote this tale.
LikeLike
Yep. You say it right there at the bottom! Ack! Off to tell her she rocks! 🙂 Thanks and Cheers! 🙂
LikeLike
This one I REALLY REALLY like 😀
LikeLike
Why thank you, Silk. My good friend Silk wrote it. 😛
LikeLike
😀 😀 😀
LikeLike
Very sharp! Chock full of puns! Love it!
LikeLike
Cheers, Marge. My good friend Silk wrote this tale.
LikeLike
[…] Knife Skills […]
LikeLike
😀
LikeLike
😛
LikeLike
This is really, really, really good. Well done the two of you. Very cutting edge!
LikeLike
Cheers, Peter. Looking forward to posting yours next week.
LikeLike
Hope she didn’t fork out too much for the knives…
LikeLike
Hah, kertish!
LikeLike
😊
LikeLike
Cutting edge comedy! 😀
LikeLike
Innit, tho! 😛
LikeLike
ROFL! That’s another great one!
LikeLike
Thank you, Urban. My good friend Silk wrote this tale.
LikeLike
Wonderful. I’ll check Silk out. 😊
LikeLike
Hahaha. You’re so funny. 😄
LikeLike
thank you, Deb. But my good friend Silk wrote this tale.
LikeLike
You need to quit selling your own work short on this. YOU did the great picture and the video to go with that little bit of nonsense I wrote. 🙂
LikeLike
Hah, I ain’t selling myself short. Just like folk to know who wrote the piece. Also, don’t sell yaself short. Look at the likes and comments it got. Clearly, folk like your punnage.
LikeLike
Real funny, nice brief and decisive and funny play of words almost at each step. Really enjoyed great.
LikeLike
Cheers, glad you enjoyed.
LikeLike
Wondering why Brass isn’t golden-red colored… (And is Brass the love child of Copper and Zinc?)
LikeLike
Hah, because I love my black posca pens of course! 😛
LikeLike
Knifely done.
LikeLike
Hah!
LikeLike