Brass Ep. 65
They’d seen nothing but sand for seven hours. So, when Iron spotted a shine of metal up ahead she slowed down for a look.
They stopped next to the object and Copper leaned out of the window. A wrecked robot laid on the sand with its legs dipping beneath the surface. It looked like it had been attacked with at least fifty computer CPUs. “That’s a death that would have megahertz,” observed Copper.
Iron chuckled and Copper sighed. A clunk into first gear and they continued West.
Do you want to know what wouldn’t megahertz? A t-shirt being thrown at you. The great thing is, we’ve got a Threadless store filled with t-shirts, tanks and hoodies! None of which would ever-hertz!
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I’m really glad I finally decided to brave the eerie imagery of your blog to read your words as well – I love your sense of humor. That poor robot though… with 50 CPUs at once, do you think it was even able to process all that pain? ;p
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Cheers and oooooooo! Haha, fantastic punnage!
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Nothing like serious humor to begin my day!
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haha, cheers, mate!
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I’ve hertz about those tee shirts!
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Hah! Kertish! 😛
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I’m sure the robot was appy to the end!
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Arf! Scribbles that one down App puns… There’s scope!
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Just remember me when you’re a billionaire!
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L’lFears — I wanna like some comments — why can’t I?
That robot just peta-flopped onto its back.
Dear Sir, Cuts don’t damage me at all.
I guess that robot won’t be making his high school E-Prom.
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Hah, very good, Anony! 😛
Comment likes were affected by the Jetpack 7.2 update on this site. I had to wholesale turn them all off until I figured out the issue. The troubles of using an outdated theme. Sniff
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Such witty, clever punchlines! I love these 😀
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Thank you, Clouds.
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