Car Door

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“She hasn’t spoken to me all week,” sighed Lucy.

“Oh dear,” replied Yuffie. “What’s happened?”

“She got mad at me because I didn’t open the car door for her,” grumped Lucy.

“Is that all?” pondered Yuffie.

“Yeah,” said Lucy. “I just panicked and swam for the shore…”

If you’re going we’re going to go dark with a pun, we’ll go Lucy dark. If you love our Lucy, you might like to know her portraits available on the Little Fears Etsy store: littlefears.etsy.com

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31 thoughts on “Car Door”

  11. I love how completely unpredictable the turns in these jokes can be. It didn’t seem funny at all until the very end, by which point the sheer morbidity of the humor had me hoarse with laughter.

    That was NOT where I thought this was going.

    Cheers, love. Fantastically theatrical.

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    1. Hah, cheers, mate. Glad you like them. Yeah, Lucy stories are often dark. She was originally one of the horror stories cast.

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    1. Oh man, I’m busting to do a stop motion OR South Park style of animation. Just trying to get financially stable so I have the time to play with animation after my catastrophic couple of years moving home, you know?

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