“You look upset,” said Pedestrian.
“Well,” sighed Puddle. “My nan just got scammed. 92 years old. They stole her credit card details and everything.”
“Darn,” replied Pedestrian. “Sounds bad!”
“It is,” sighed Puddle. “But hey, for just £25 I’ll teach you how not to get scammed.”
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