“It’s a lovely milkshake,” remarked Jelly. “But Theresa May’s barricaded herself in 10 Downing Street for the next week.”
“I see,” pondered Sprite. “Then we’re gonna need a bigger milkshake…”
Lordy, lordy!
For those that don’t follow British politics, we’ve recently taken to throwing milkshakes at hard-right politicians and we have the most unpopular Prime Minister in a million years who refuses to leave the office.
The absolute state of British politics today…
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The milkshake vids have been hilarious!
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Farage wouldn’t get off a bus today because a guy was outside with a milkshake. Facepalms
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That milkshakes left a sour taste in her mouth!
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Arf, and in Farages!
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I just thought you could use a “Farage” as a measure of smugness
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Hah! Yeah, you could!
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Lol
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Ha ha …. that is a new one. I knew of throwing tomatoes and at times shoes 😂
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It’s a new thing in the UK, heh.
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Thanks for the update on current events! But surely a vegetarian smoothie would be more effective (against hard-right politicians of course)?
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We want to offend them, not melt them with leftie-smoothie-acid-drinks, haha!
Trivia, this week I realised our food-mixer has a blender. I am now blending ALL of the vegetables! ALL OF THEM! Haha.
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I now imagine a sort of crazed mad scientist running through the aisles at the store, grabbing vegetables and then shoving them in a blender!
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Pretty much me right now! Haha!
Also, https://www.youtube.com/user/Blendtec 😀
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🤣🤣🤣
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My reference for all kitchen shenanigans:
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Polarization is a sad waste of milkshakes. There’s a franchise in the States called Steak n Shake. They reckon if they stop putting a cherry on top of their milkshakes they’ll save a million dollars a year. I mean why not. Why chuck a perfectly good milkshake AND a cherry at a bloody politician bent on turning the clock back?
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That’s a lot of cherries… And to be fair, sounds like most thrown milkshakes are McD’s or Burker Kings, so ‘good milkshake’ is stretching it a bit.
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I’m with Phil, but thanks for the clarification! They’re not REAL milkshakes then! — YUR
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Arf, to be fair, no fast food milkshakes are real milkshakes, haha!
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Some of the higher end “fast food” places do now, here in the States. Smash Burger and Shake Shack both have great milkshakes! — YUR
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