“How did you die?” asked Jelly.
“I got too cold,” sighed Cuttle.
“Your obituary said you died of hyperthermia while trekking across the Antartic with a paint company for charity,” recalled Parrotfish.
“That’s right,” sighed Cuttle. “I needed a second coat.”
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Love it; still with the bad puns đ¤Ł
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The unvarnished truth
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Hah!
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đ
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Heh, always with the bad puns. đ
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Lol, I guess itâs a lesson learned too late!
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It’s a cold lesson to learn.
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Love it
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Thank ya, Sam.
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Well color me groaning!
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Ooof!
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I’m not sure if I get this one. Is the pun a double meaning of “coat”, as in a coat to not freeze and coat as in coating something in paint?
Why is the charity part important? My English seems to fail me on this one đŚ
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Yep, it’s a double-coat pun. đ
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I suppose you just had to “let it go”…
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Oooooooooof!
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groan
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Grins
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You may get more groans out of this with a comic strip!
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I’d need to strip it down.
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Love the pun! Couldn’t resist reading it out to friends. Most groaned
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Heh, excellent.
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hehe! Cool pun đ
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Thank ya, Magick.
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Now that’s a chilling ghost story!
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Arf, yup!
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Loved it đ
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Thanks again, matey.
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Haha. Cute.
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Hee, thank ya.
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𤣠he he he
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đ đ đ
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Funny! I just wanted to let you know that I bought 3 of your shirts and they are very nice. Thank you!
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Awww, thanks Pam. Glad you like them. Threadless does an awesome job of Print-On-Demand, aye?
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Oh come on! Killing me with clever đ
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Heh, thank ya.
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These posts always leave me with a little giggle in my heart.
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Aww, awesome to hear, matey.
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It would be âhyPOthermia,â not âhyPERthermia.â Hyperthermia would suggest they died of overheating!
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Ach, everyone got it the story.
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True enough, and the pun works. đ Just a little proof-reading edit should you ever want to publish.
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Aha, with a nudge, I do proof-read and I pay for an editor when I publish (as anyone who publishes should).
Unfortunately, I still type most stuff in WordPress first then copy-paste it to wherever it needs to go. Since the Gutenberg update (#PeterStillHatesGutenberg) every time I correct spelling or grammar with the usual browser plugins, as I do everywhere else on the internet, it just adds code and doesn’t change the word in the visual side of the post.
So my usual “I don’t mind the odd mistake,” turns into “oh, feck off WordPress, not again.”
When software’s is as broken as the current WordPress, occasional mistakes will slip by. It’s frustrating when they have announced they won’t even try and make WordPress compatible with the Grammarly plugin.
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đ đ
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Hypo though
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As above, everyone got the story. Doesn’t need correction.
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đ
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It was more than just a brush with death, sadly …
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Mmmhmm. đ
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Very nice
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Cheers, Med.
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The humor is very intellectual. Anand Bose from Kerala
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Thanks, Anand.
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I like puns, and that’s a good one.
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Thank ya, Board.
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