“When I was a kitten,” said Cat, “my parents would often say “Excuse my French” just after a swear word.”
“My mum and dad said the same,” sighed Dog.
“I think all parents do,” grumbled Cat. “I’ll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.”
Oof, the poor kitty. This wee kitten came from the missus. Her art’s still super popular here. Please do say hello to her on Twatter at @DonnaMStrachan and you can nobble her art prints (including this kitty) from Society6 and you can buy her a cuppa on Ko-fi.
Cheers to Kathy & Warren for the continued $10 Patronage. You can find me on Ko Fi, Patreon, Etsy, Amazon, Skillshare and Threadless.
Little Fears 
Oh too good! My kids are starting French at school – I’ll be sure to correct a few things before their first lesson lol 🤣
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Haha, yeah, gotta watch out for the language. 😛
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Love the joke. But that kitty … I think there must be hedgehog or a procupine in its ancestry. I’d still be tempted to stroke it.
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Arf, not a soft kitty!
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That cat looks super cute! 🙂
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It does, rather. 🙂
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Show us his planet
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Arf!
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now!
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Cat has good parents ^5
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Teaching language at an early age. 😛
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😀 cool kitty too
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Cheers, Dawn. 🙂
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Brilliant narration!
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Thanks, Russell.
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You did it again! Brilliant!
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Heh, cheers, Marge.
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Merde
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Arf.
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Not sure if that’s the right spelling of a French swear word.
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I got it, heh.
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😊
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Wonderful on all counts! Cheers to both of you! ☺️
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Thanks, Ellie. 🙂
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hehe I still say that! Love the cat!
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Arf, well you’re teaching the next generation a new language heh.
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Love the joke! We teachers hear the darnedest things. Love the kitty too…really a special drawing. Y’all made my morning!
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Cheers, Rae. Glad you enjoyed.
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Love this cat!
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Bet kitty’s classmates learned a word or two that day. 😂
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I should hope so, heh.
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Heh, it’s a very surprised kitty.
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Very cute. Le cat sat on le mat.
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Thanks and arf. 😛
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So very cute. 🙂
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Thanks, Jay.
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😻
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😛
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Catastrophique!
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Hah, always with a pun, man. Awesome.
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love it
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Cheers, Peter.
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And what’s your name little girl?
Happy Butt.
I’m sorry, but did you say
Happy Butt? Yes ma’am.
I don’t believe that and if you don’t tell me your real name I’m sending you to the office.
Mom told me not to swear in school, but OK. Gladys.
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Hah, very good sir. It’s like a miniature Monty Python sketch.
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Glad ass could be of service!
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put me in the kind of pepe or pru
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Oof, heh.
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This had me laughing so hard!
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Glad to hear it, Sonali.
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Hee, I’m sure it was a day to be remembered in French class!
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It would make a change as I barely remember anything from French class, haha.
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Solidly one of your better ones. 🙂
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Thank you, Silk.
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Haha!
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😛 😛
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Hahaha, oh no 😂
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Grins 😛 😛
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Ici, c’est pardon mon anglais. 😉
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Hah! Very good. 😛
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😉
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Always love the kitties. Nice drawing. I appreciate your wife’s contribution.
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Cheers, Linda. She says thanks!
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Lovely cat. Lovely story. Those 2 and my mother must have been neighbors.
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Heh, thank you, Ruizu.
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