“Wait,” cried Sprite, as Swamp Fiend began dragging her beneath the soil. “You don’t want to eat me! I was a pirate! I have scurvy and moles on my back.”
Swamp Fiend turned Sprite over. “Looks like they’re benign.”
“Count again,” replied Sprite. “I think there be ten.”
A squelch, a pop and another Sprite was gone.
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Little Fears 
NOooooooo! Not Sprite! How could you????
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There shall be others. o.o
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Guess it will be 7-up from now on then!
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Hah! Badumtish!
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LOL! I love it.
But my Old Dwarf says he “do na be gittin’ it.”
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Hah! Sorry, Dwarf!
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Lol this one is awesome. Laughed and groaned. 😂😂😂😂
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Arf, awesome.
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😜😜
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haha NOOOO, aw I love these puns they make my day!
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Hee, excellent, Liyona.
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Swamp Fiend, Old Dwarf and Sprite what a trio! What delights, gracing Lil Fears’ pages with charm, puns, tales and flights of fancy ALL day and NIGHT!😁
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Heh, cheers, Exiled.
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We keep at IT.😁
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Lol
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😛
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lol That’s a clever literary device. I like it! Hope to see more of your posts. Thank you for this whimsical post, my friend! 😁
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Thank you very much, Julius.
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You’re very welcome. 😎
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This is absolutely hilarious!!!! Love it 😀
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Cheers, Boston.
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❤❤
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🙂 🙂
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I’m sure there were fewer there before!
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That’s less than a comment.
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Ha! 😀
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😛 😛
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Argh! Blessed sweet westerlies. Don’t you know it be a bad omen to eat a pirate? He would rob ye of yer mental riches.🏴☠️
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Ooof, hah, good point!
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This pun be mermaid-and-pirate-approved! 😀
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Got a bit of the salty sea-dog about it. 🙂
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So Sprite becomes Spirit
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Arf, yup.
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😊
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I admit it; I laughed.
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Heh, excellent.
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LOL!
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😛 😛
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Thanks for sharing
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Cheers, Trainer.
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Awesome sauce Fears!
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Thank ye, Spiller.
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Cool
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Thanks again, Trainer. 🙂
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You’re very creative.
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Thanks, Devotional.
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Ha ha excellent 🙂
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Glug. 😛
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Help ive been binge reading these all morning and im WHEEZING
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Haha, no medical bills covered by, wheeze-puns!
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You are so versatile with words ….qiute whimsical and strange is the content. Anand Bose from Kerala
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Thank you again, Anand.
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