“Who the heck is Yuffie?” asked Meria.
“The embodiment of necromancy,” replied Lucy, “and she’s as old as balls.”
“How old?” asked Meria.
“I’m not sure,” pondered Lucy. “But she was there when the greeks named Tuesday. Apparently, they watched the moon go around the earth, and called it a day.”
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Little Fears 
When’s day?
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Groan
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Hah!
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I want to watch the moon go around the earth, that sounds so cathartic.
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It does a bit. 🙂
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magic, as old as dirt. Like it!
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Thank ya, Linda. 🙂
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Another good one!
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Cheers, Viv. 🙂
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A timeless classic!
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Not a day too late.
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😀
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You are bad!
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😛
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You caught me off guard with the ending xD
“they watched the moon go around the earth, and called it a day”
At first it sounded sound serene yet you snuck that one in there and I had to read it again, after which what came out was a giggle rather than a groan, s’all good.
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Arf, cheers, mate. The best ones are the ones you don’t see coming. (Though the betterer ones you do! 😛 )
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Short and awesome. You do so much in so little words. I love it.
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Thanks, Nocturne.
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thanks for the much needed lol…old as balls
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Heh, you’re welcome. 🙂
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Lol
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😛 😛
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