“Hey, Spectre,” said Sprite. “I bought a stick of deodorant the other day.”
“Why?” asked Spectre. “You don’t sweat.”
“I just wanted to see if it made me smell nicer,” sighed Sprite. “I followed the instructions, ‘remove the lid and push up bottom.”
“Well credit where it’s due,” replied Spectre, “Your farts have smelt lovely this week.”
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Little Fears 
Really good stuff!
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Thanks, Enda.
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ahahahaha
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😛 😛 😛
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Poor Sprite… Always the butt of jokes. That stinks. 😀
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HAH! 😀
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They must have smelt “shower fresh” 🙂
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Ooof! Haha!
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Lol. Crazy Spectre.
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😛 😛 😛
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Bahahaha!
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😛 😛 😛
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He got the butt-end of that joke…
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Badumtish! 😛
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😸😸😸
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Haha. This is a great one.
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For silliness, one of my best. 😛
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😂😂😂😂😂
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😛 😀
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GROAN
Good one!
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Beams Thank ya. 😛
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Nothing butt following the instructions 😂
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Exactly, haha.
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Taking things literally
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The only way Sprite can. 😛
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😊
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A lesson in the importance of context.
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Hah, yup.
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hahhahaaaa
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😛 😛 😛
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Thank you, I really like that one (I must try it).
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A new cure for gas, deodorant up the bottom. 😀
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