“New phone?” asked Parrotfish.
“Yeah,” replied Jelly. “Just signing onto all my social media apps.”
“What’s your Twitter handle?” asked Cuttle.
“I’m not on Twitter,” lamented Jelly. “I find too many twits make a twat.”
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Lol twat twat!
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Tweet twat. 😛
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And we all know a twat with many twits!
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Still talking about Twitter or are we onto Boris Johnson and the Tory party? 🙂
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I wasn’t thinking of this particular twat. More his US look-alike because of his many twits. Does BoJo (even sounds like a clown) twitter as much?
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I think a collective term for politicians at the moment, could be twits’n’twats… He’s on it, he usually trending on it for something stupid more than tweeting stupid things.
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🤔 … 🙄 … 😢
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! I like it 😀 !!!
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Thank ya.
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Ain’t that the twooth.
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Hah. 😛
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Hahaha
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😛 😛 😛
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Spot on!
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Yep. 😛
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I vividly see them discuss their social media accounts ❤
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Excellent.
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A twit-twat – an obnoxious or stupid person – love it 🙂
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Thanks, Jaquin.
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You’re welcome.
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I agree with jelly! And all your other commentators.
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Heh, I think most people do.
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wheezing twi- teehee sometimes it truuue 😀
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Haha, yup.
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Correction: loads of the times.
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Haha! Love it 🙂
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Thank ya, Aimer.
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Oof! right in the millennial
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Arf, sorry.
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Lol no worries.
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Thanks for sharing
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You’re welcies again, Trainer.
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I saw that coming . I am so happy
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Heh, excellent.
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