“Nice,” said Lucy. “When I return home, I’m hoping to cook my missus a special meal.”
“I see,” said Jelly. “Is that what’s in the bag?”
“Yeah,” replied Lucy. “I just bought eight legs of venison for £120.”
“I think that’s two deer,” replied Jelly.
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Little Fears 
That’s a lot of legs!
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Ya think? LOL!
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Just a couple extra. 😛
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Oh my lol 🤣🤣🤣
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😛 😛
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Giggling out loud!!!!
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Excellent. 🙂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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😛 😛 😛 😛
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Perfect for a stag party.
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Ha!
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Hah, yup!
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Food for thought.
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A snack for the mind.
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I believe that is comfort food for sick squid!
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Oof, heh. Could be!
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Ha! Are they having Moose for afters?
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Arrrr!
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I’m glad I understand British puns, so funny.
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Heh, excellent! 🙂
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I love these little stories
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Thanks, Lock.
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