“Are you ever going back to your wife?” asked Cuttle. “Or are you going just going to avoid her forever?”
“I tried calling her,” sighed Lucy. “I made things worse by singing Oasis songs to her, though.”
“She asked you to stop, and I bet you didn’t,” said Jelly.
“Well,” said Lucy. “I said maybe…”
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Little Fears 
That’s not gonna save you Lucy!
As ever, a joy to read 🙂
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ha, thanks, Kristen. 🙂
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Hope he gets back to his wife. 😀
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She should do. 🙂
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Lucy’s wife: “Yer music’s shite, it keeps me up all night up all night!”
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Hah, sounds like a Shirehorse lyric. 😛
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Actually it’s Oasis! 😀
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Some might say Whatever. Don’t look back in anger!
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Double kertish!
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