Red-Nose

This weeks #Colour_Collective was Rose Madder. And, well, it would have been rude not too at this time of year, right? 

The website overhauls taking forever. Ruddy, arsin, bloomin, flipping, WordPress 5.0 with its pointy faced Gutenberg of blog destruction. It’s getting there though. Sadly I don’t think it’ll be finished before Christmas.

With special thanks

Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do. So please do check out Warrens blog.

Angry Wine

“My missus hates it when I mess with her red wine,” remarked Spectre.
“Oh, aye?” asked Sprite. “What’d you do to it?”
“Oh, I just mixed in some orange juice and fruit lumps,” said Spectre.
“Darn, man,” said Sprite. “That ain’t on, bruv.”
“I know,” sighed Spectre. “Now she’s sangria than ever.”

Boom! Haha, get it? GET IT? Bwaha. 

I need better lighting of course, but playing about with videos this week. That works a lot better than I thought.

Original photo by Helena Yankovska on Unsplash

Insect Queen

There was no #Colour_Collective last week, but I still wanted to do a portrait. So the lovely insect queen steps up for her portrait. She likes sugar, honey and ruining humans picnic sandwiches. 

She’s also available as an original artwork on my Etsy store. 

You can purchase the insect queen here: etsy.com/uk/shop/LittleFears

Ooo, and speaking of Etsy. My new Little Fears prints arrived last week. They look awesome. Whatever printer type they use it puts the ink down far better than my old HP did. I’ll be overhauling the Etsy store and adding a bunch of new prints over the next few days. I will, of course post some sexy photos of them here.

With special thanks

Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do. So please do check out Warrens blog.

Lucy pt 7

George tumbled through the door onto the roof. He could hear the shuffling of feet on the stairs below.
Why?” asked George.
“Oh, we all get our kicks somehow,” sighed Lucy. “That, and my ex-tells me I should channel my hobbies into doing more good for the world.”
“And this is doing good?” cried George.
“Yes, well,” replied Lucy. “But, maybe not for you.”
George looked over the edge at the stained pathways below. The stairwell door creaked open.

Lucy pt 6

“Nearly there,” grinned Lucy. “And who’s this?”
“My window cleaner,” grimaced George.
“Thought he was banging your wife right?” said Lucy.
“I thought so, yes,” sighed George.
“Thought so?” asked Lucy. “Shame you changed your mind after he’d taken a tumble through the sixth-floor window.”
The window cleaner squirted Windowlene into Georges’ face and gave him a buff and shine.
“Oh and look at all the glass stuck in his backside,” laughed Lucy. “Hey, I bet that’s a right pane in the arse!”

 

Lucy pt 4

“Come, we have others waiting for you upstairs,” said Lucy.
George paused at the stairwell rummaging in his jacket pockets.
“Oh that’s not going to work here,” said Lucy as he produced a phone.
“I have four bars,” said George.
“And I have a hammer,” replied Lucy, bringing a Stanley on Georges mobile.

Well, it’s one way of smashing a horror trope…

Rimshot

Euccy

My 18-hour late addition to this weeks #Colour_Collective. Oops. Say hello to Euccy for this weeks colour, Eucalyptus.

Thank you again, everyone, for the feedback this week on the TellyTube videos. All hugely appreciated.

With special thanks

Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do. So please do check out Warrens blog.

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Lucy pt 3

“Mr Prime Minister,” said Lucy, drifting over and shaking Georges’ hand. “She’s been waiting for you.”
Sam, ran up to George and threw her arm around him. “It’s like a fairy tale reunion,” grinned Lucy.
“You tell me such brilliant bed-time fairy tales,” said Sam.
“I’m glad you enjoy them,” replied Lucy.
“But why do they all start with ‘once upon a time?’”
“Sometimes they don’t,” replied Lucy. “Sometimes they start with ‘if elected, I promise…’”

Well, Lucy sounds like she’s having a good day. Thanks, rabble, for all the positive feedback on sound effects. Y’all still awesome.

Angler

You’ve seen anglers right? Proper scary arse monsters from the deep. Aliens have landed and they’re in our seas dammit! Anywhos, this weeks #Colour_Collective is YInMn Blue. I know right. YInMn Blue. I thought they were just making up colours too.

I really liked the way she turned out. A proper fear-inducing little fear. So I’ve put her hi-res png up for download to all $1 or more Patreons and past and present Ko-Fi supporters. Thanks for all the support gang. You’re all awesome.

If you love what I do and want to offer some support too, you can hit me up and drop a dollar in my tip jar or sponsor me at the links below.

Little Fears on Patron. patreon.com/littlefears

Little Fears on Ko-Fiko-fi.com/E1E6DSNP

With special thanks

Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do. So please do check out Warrens blog.