Category: Black Sands

“Someone stole my coral-mower last year,” grumbled Parrotfish.

“I remember that,” replied Jelly. “The police knocked on my door and asked where I was between 5 and 7.”

“Oh, aye?” asked Parrotfish. “Where were you between 5 and 7?”

“Well,” pondered Jelly, “at school I imagine.”

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“Has your home ever been broken into?” asked Jelly.

“A couple of times,” replied Parrotfish.

“I remember when my home was burgled,” sighed Jelly. “They took my limbo stick.”

“Urgh,” replied Parrotfish. “How low can thieves go?”

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“Ignore Cuttle,” said Jelly. “She has no love for anyone.”

“It’s not entirely her fault,” replied Parrotfish. “She hasn’t been the same since she found four intruders in her home.”

“Oh, dear,” said Jelly. “What happened?”

“They walked right through her,” sighed Parrotfish. “Then put their groceries on the table.”

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“Is that another Sprite?” asked Cuttle.

“I think so,” sighed Parrotfish. “It’s depressing. They pass on so fast. They barely have time to figure out who they are.”

“I don’t care,” replied Cuttle. “When I was young, my mum said I could be anyone I wanted.”

“Isn’t that called identity theft?” asked Parrotfish.

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“My human choked to death on a gobstopper, of all things,” said Madi.

“Everyone always said my ladies pride would be the death of her,” grumbled Sam.

“And was it?” asked Madi.

“Yep,” sighed Sam. “She was eaten by her favourite lion.”

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“Isn’t it a funny feeling,” said Madi, “when you know you’re all that’s left of a humans hopes, dreams and fears.”

“I’m having trouble wrapping my head around it,” sighed Sam.

“I’m a hangover memory,” said Madi, “of fizzy sweets a lady loved making.”

“It must have been a strong memory,” remarked Sam.

“Well,” chuckled Madi, “not long before she died, she took a Refresher course.”

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“Why do you have so much bottled water?” asked Sam.

“My missus and I have a waterbed, and it’s pretty hard having sex on it,” sighed Yuri.

“Oh, I see,” said Sam. “So, you’re filling it with spring water?”

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“Sam,” said Jelly. “Are you OK?

“Yeah,” replied Sam.

“Is that a lie?” asked Jelly.

“Yeah,” replied Sam.

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“How did you get to this island?” asked Spectre. “You didn’t come with me, and I didn’t tell anyone I was coming here.”

“I’m not sure,” pondered Sprite. “I remember waiting at a dirty bus stop next to a lobster with breast implants. One was a crusty bus station, and the other a busty crustacean.”

They chuckled together. Sprite squeezed Spectres shoulder. “Please, don’t walk up the road.”

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