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“I do have a concern,” said Reala.
“What’s that?” asked Yuffie.
“Yesterday an Englishwoman, Irishwoman and Scotswoman came in. Followed by a horse, a blonde, a priest and a rabbi,” said Reala. “I am very concerned…”
“With what?” asked Yuffie.
“That my life’s a joke…”
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Oh my days, Reala, I feel ya!
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“Do any religious figures come through here?” asked Reala.
“Some, but we rarely speak to them,” said Yuffie.
“Have you ever given anything up for religion?” asked Fuen.
“Never,” replied Yuffie.
“I did once,” said Reala.
“Oh?” asked Jessie.
“Yeah,” said Reala. “I once gave up plucking my belly button for lint…”
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Grey Moon – Tuesday (ep. 22)
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“How about the fisherwoman?” said Yuffie. “The one hunting Moby Dick.”
“Oh that poor gal,” said Fuen.
“What happened to her?” asked Reala.
“Died at the wailing wall,” said Fuen.
“Daft mistakes,” said Jessie. “I bet she felt like a right moron, standing there with her harpoon.”
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Grey Moon – Tuesday (ep. 21)
“I do remember the Buddhist IT manager,” said Fuen.
“Oh yeah,” said Yuffie. “The gamer girl right?”
“That’s the one,” said Fuen. “She died at the end of a 97-day online gaming spree when an 18 foot Mario and Luigi statue fell on top of her.”
“That’s a shame,” said Reala.
“She didn’t seem to mind,” said Jessie. “She had entered Nerdvana.”
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Grey Moon – Tuesday (ep. 20)
“Hey,” laughed Yuffie. “Do you remember the Elvis impersonator that came through a few months back?”
“The Arabian one?” asked Fuen.
“Yep,” replied Yuffie.
“She was pretty good,” said Fuen.
“What was she called?” asked Reala.
“Amal Shookup,” replied Yuffie.
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Grey Moon – Tuesday (ep. 19)
“Have you ever had any humans go back?” asked Reala.
Yuffie and Fuen shifted uneasily.
“It has happened,” sighed Yuffie. “Sometimes an individual’s reputation is so powerful they never walk up the road.”
Reala nodded. “Anyone I may have heard of?”
“Maybe,” replied Yuffie. “Jack the Ripper. When Edmond Reid came through, he dragged Jack up the road. Even then some of his deeds live on as legends.”
“They linger here,” said Fuen. “Dead, unwanted and past their useful existence.”
“Like a career politician voted out of office,” sighed Jessie.
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Grey Moon – Tuesday (ep. 18)
“So how long do we stay here for?” enquired Reala.
“Until we’re forgotten entirely,” said Yuffie. “I believe I am an embodiment of necromancy.”
“How long have you been here for?” asked Reala.
“Since before humans existed,” sighed Yuffie. “Even some primates have an awareness of death and the afterlife.”
“Have you ever been back?” pondered Reala.
“Occasionally. Necromancy and the craft drift in and out of fashion. Sometimes I have a large following, and the following summons me,” replied Yuffie.
“Some things keep coming round,” said Fuen. “Like that crazy frog ringtone, man buns, platform sandals and scrunchies.”
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Grey Moon – Tuesday (ep. 17)
“This place is between the living world and the afterlife,” said Yuffie.
“I’m not sure I follow,” sighed Reala.
“Across these lands are pathways, and they all lead to the road this bar sits beside,” said Yuffie. “When creatures die they follow the road to whatever lies beyond.”
“Am I dead?” asked Reala.
“Not quite,” sighed Fuen. “When somebody dies their hopes, dreams and opinions sometimes live on for a while. That’s what we are.”
“So I could be an opinion?” asked Reala.
“Doubtful,” replied Jessie. “Ninety-nine percent of opinions go and live in the Desert of Unwanted Thoughts.”
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Grey Moon – Tuesday (ep. 16)
“See outside there,” said Yuffie. “The road this pub sits beside. Ever notice people only travel up it one way?”
“I hadn’t,” replied Reala, furrowing her brow.
“That road goes to the afterlife,” said Yuffie.
“Which one?” asked Reala.
“Not a clue,” sighed Yuffie.
“Knowing humanity,” mumbled Jessie, “probably not one they’ve written about yet.”
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Grey Moon – Tuesday (ep. 15)
Reala poured four glasses of black rum. “So where are we and why am I the landlady of this bar?”
Fuen leant back on her stool. “Do you remember anything before you came here?”
“Bits and pieces,” replied Reala. “I know I had a life, but I don’t remember it.”
“You might not have had a life,” said Yuffie.
“I did,” affirmed Reala. “It’s just elusive in my memory. Like whether I turned the washing machine off at the plug last night.”
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