Art – Page 46 – Little Fears

Virgos Macabre Dance

July 22, 2018 LittleFears4 Comments

“Her pen danced across the page. The final letter in place, the nib tore through the paper. As well as the skin and flesh beneath.”

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Peached

July 21, 2018 LittleFears13 Comments

We’ll have no Princesses here. Peach for this weeks #Colour_Collective. Freshly doodled this week. Quite like the overall appearance of him.

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Market Stall

July 20, 2018 LittleFears20 Comments

Chasing Leads – ep. 10

“Robyn, the cat burglar, has been on a crime spree,” said Lily.

“What does that have to do with me?” asked Poppy.

“We think you may know where she lives,” said Lily. “If memory serves me well, she used to enjoy the odd apple from your market stall.”

“She would pass by from time to time,” replied Poppy. “But I never spoke to her.”

“I have a photo of you two talking. Both with tins of cat food in hand,” stated Lily.

“You gotta be kitten me,” sighed Poppy.

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Poppy’s Door

July 19, 2018 LittleFears14 Comments

Chasing Leads – ep. 9

“Lily,” sighed Poppy, answering the door.

“Good morning Poppy,” replied Lily. “I have a few questions for you.”

“I don’t like coppers,” mumbled Poppy.

“I don’t like thieves,” replied Lily.

“You know what I don’t like?” asked Sally. “People who answer their own questions.”

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Break Up

July 18, 2018 LittleFears46 Comments

Chasing Leads – ep. 8

“We broke up eventually on her birthday,” said Lily.

“Oh dear,” said Sally.

“Bad day for it aye,” sighed Lily.

“Yes ma’am,” replied Sally. “May I ask, why on her birthday?”

“She kept asking me to get her something with diamonds in,” moaned Lily.

“What did you get her?” asked Sally.

“A pack of playing cards,” replied Lily.

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Empty Drawers

July 17, 2018 LittleFears36 Comments

Chasing Leads – ep. 7

“Didn’t you used to date Poppy ma’am?” asked Sally.

“For a while,” sighed Lily. “She drove me mad about the usage of furniture.”

“How so?” asked Sally.

“Well,” grumbled Lily, “we used to have an empty drawer in the bedroom. She would say ‘we need to use that drawer’ every single time we were in the room together.”

“Blimey,” replied Sally. “I would have told her to put a sock in it.”

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Apple Love

July 16, 2018 LittleFears24 Comments

Chasing Leads – ep. 6

“Where are we going ma’am?” asked Sally.

“I know a lady,” said Lily. “She may have a lead for us on Robyn’s location.”

“You’re so well connected,” sighed Sally in awe. “May I ask who your contact is?”

“You’ve met her,” replied Lily. “She’s the flower growing, apple eating liar of East Croydon.”

“Ah, yes,” said Sally. “Poppy Cox.”

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Kohl

July 14, 2018 LittleFears20 Comments

Darn, Kohl, you are one creepy little bugger… Just a whole bunch of nope! Submitted for approval to this weeks #Colour_Collective. A Little Fear I’ve had since forever ago and never figured out what to do with him. Until now!

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Boys Lizard

July 13, 2018 LittleFears47 Comments

Chasing Leads – ep. 5

“This isn’t my first animal case,” said Sally, clipping in her seatbelt. “I worked on the infamous reptile case of 2023.”

“Ahh, the rampaging lizard on Clapham Common?” asked Lily, flicking on the blues and twos.

“Yes ma’am,” replied Sally. “It attacked nineteen people, leaving four of them in intensive care.”

“If I have my police history correct, didn’t the lizard belong to Boy George?” asked Lily.

“Yes ma’am,” replied Sally. “I wish he’d had a calmer chameleon…”

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Kitten Movie

July 12, 2018 LittleFears35 Comments

Chasing Leads – ep. 4

“She has real cats too,” said Sally, opening the car door.

“Yes, I recall her name in a case I was once involved in,” replied Lily.

“Oh?” asked Sally.

“Some years ago, one of her french cats attacked a famous Belgian, Hollywood film star,” said Lily. “A Mr Damne if my memory serves me well.”

“Oh dear!” gasped Sally. “Was he OK?”

“He survived,” replied Lily. “Jean clawed Van Damne.”

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