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Arctic Desert

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 29)

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“Are you finding life inland enjoyable?” asked Reala.

“Not bad,” replied a penguin. “You know, this pub reminds me of the dive we visited when we walked across the Sahara with that nameless arctic fox.”

“Yeah it does a bit,” said the second penguin. “Proper dump!”

“A nameless arctic fox in the desert,” pondered Reala. “What did you call her?”

“Lost,” snickered the penguins.

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Chilly Meat

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 28)

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“I wonder where Sandra ended up,” wondered one penguin out loud.

“Who’s Sandra?” asked Reala

“The fourth penguin in our troupe,” replied the penguin. “She left us early on due to a disagreement in the chilly northern forests over meat.”

“Oh dear,” said Reala, “what happened?”

“Nothing really,” replied the penguin, “she just got the cold shoulder.”

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Moving Inland

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 27)

“OK,” sighed Reala. “Why are you here?”

“We have told the sea we are leaving, and are moving inland,” announced a penguin.

“I see,” said Reala. “What did the sea say about that?”

“Nothing,” replied the penguin. “She just waved”.

The penguins snickered.

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Fortune Machines

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Capricorn (ep. 63)

The card read: ‘You will find another man’.

She turned it over in her hand, looking to David.

“You take this stuff seriously?” he laughed. “It’s so dumb.”

He whacked the machine. A card slid out. ‘She will find another man’.

“Feckin’ machine,” he spat, whacking it again.

A third card. ‘You’re dead Dave’.

He reached back to punch the glass just as the machine toppled forward onto him.

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Yodelling Penguins

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 26)

Three penguins shuffled into the bar. They stood in such a tightly formed line that when Reala looked at them from the front, it seemed like they were just one penguin.

“Erm,” started Reala, “hello?”

“‘Allo darling,” squeaked the first penguin. “We’re here for a yodelling lesson.”

“I’m afraid I don’t know of any yodelling lessons taught around here,” replied Reala.

“Darn,” said the penguin. “Then we formed an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue for nothing.”

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How does a boomtish sound if performed in the key of yodel?

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Snow Slides

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 25)

Reala was freezing. She was sat peering out of the window at three penguins on opposite side of the road.

The penguins then industriously made a snow slide and tried sliding down it. Being made of snow, it fell apart.

They then crossed the road and tried the slide in the Grey Moon beer garden.

Reala caught her breath. There was a punchline there.

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. There are no depths I will not plumb for a groan!

Also, these penguins turn up in quite a few tales. My editor has declared them her spirit animals. I think I understand…

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Walks into a Bar

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Grey Moon – Tuesday (ep. 24)

“I do have a concern,” said Reala.

“What’s that?” asked Yuffie.

“Yesterday an Englishwoman, Irishwoman and Scotswoman came in. Followed by a horse, a blonde, a priest and a rabbi,” said Reala. “I am very concerned…”

“With what?” asked Yuffie.

“That my life’s a joke…”

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Oh my days, Reala, I feel ya!

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Giving Up

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Grey Moon – Tuesday (ep. 23)

“Do any religious figures come through here?” asked Reala.

“Some, but we rarely speak to them,” said Yuffie.

“Have you ever given anything up for religion?” asked Fuen.

“Never,” replied Yuffie.

“I did once,” said Reala.

“Oh?” asked Jessie.

“Yeah,” said Reala. “I once gave up plucking my belly button for lint…”

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Fishing Woman

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Grey Moon – Tuesday (ep. 22)

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“How about the fisherwoman?” said Yuffie. “The one hunting Moby Dick.”

“Oh that poor gal,” said Fuen.

“What happened to her?” asked Reala.

“Died at the wailing wall,” said Fuen.

“Daft mistakes,” said Jessie. “I bet she felt like a right moron, standing there with her harpoon.”

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