“Then the fecking thing bit me,” moaned Fuen.
“I’ve told you before,” sighed Yuffie, “never turn on the News Corp channels.”
Inktober Day Twenty – Breakable
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Inktober Day Nineteen – Scorched
“I had wondered why all my trees were burnt,” sighed Reala.
“It gets worse,” claimed Sprite. “She’s dug up your vegetable patch.”
“The fiend!” cried Reala, shaking her fists at the sky.
Inktober Day Eighteen – Bottle
Inktober Day Seventeen – Swollen
“Humans cake?” asked the cloud.”Didn’t think you liked peoples sweets.”
“No, human cake,” she groaned. “A cake made of humans.”
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Inktober Day Sixteen – Angular
“Let’s rock!” hollered the stone beast.
Sprite sighed…
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Inktober Day Fifteen – Weak
“So weak I can’t pull up an ear of corn, eh?” he sighed.
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Inktober Day Thirteen – Guarded
“She might look a bit funny, but trust me,” he sighed, “if your name ain’t down, you ain’t getting in.”
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Inktober Day Twelve – Whale
“Hey dad,” said the child, “look at the size of them!”
“I know,” replied the father. “Tiny, aren’t they?”
Inktober Day Eleven – Cruel
Suspended in the air, Sprite looked down and sighed as history repeated itself. This was exactly how his last relationship had ended.
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Inktober Day Six – Drooling
“Brah,” said Dribbles. “Got a Kleenex?”
“Nope,” sighed Sprite. “Got an umbrella?”
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Little Fears 