Tag: humor

“What do you think Sprite?” asked Red. “Do you think there should be another general election?”

“To be honest Red,” sighed Sprite, “I think politicians are like diapers.”

“Oh?” inquired Red.

“They should often be changed, usually for the same reason,” replied Sprite.

“It was awful,” cried Hydra.

“Well, the police say it wasn’t intended,” said Sprite.

“You know,” said Hydra, “there were over 400 sausages hidden in the luggage.”

“Good thing only one of them exploded on the boat from Berlin,” said Sprite. “Imagine if they had all gone off.”

“Yeah,” said Hydra. “Wurst case scenario.”

Dem puns that audiovisual don’t do justice!

“After that, he had the audacity to call me a coccydynia!” said Fuen.

“Urgh,” sighed Flower. “I hate it when people use big words to make themselves look smart.”

“Yeah,” agreed Fuen. “Thinking they look perspicuous…”

“You smell of bleach,” said Sprite.

“Yeah I had a good clean up of my house this weekend,” replied Spectre.

“Oh right,” said Sprite. “You know what they say about a clean and tidy home!”

“Yeah,” said Spectre, “the Wi-fi is broken…”

“I tried taking up jogging,” sighed Serpent.

“Oh I use a fit-bit,” said Fuen.

“I got into jogging because of a fitness app,” said Serpent.

“Oh?” asked Fuen.

“Yeah, I entered my diet into a healthy eating app,” sighed Serpent. “It sent an ambulance.”

“I quite like Google,” said Reala.

“I cannot stand it,” replied Fuen.

“Oh?” asked Reala.

“It reminds me of my ex,” sighed Fuen.

“How so?” pushed Reala.

“It won’t let me finish a sentence without making suggestions,” sighed Fuen.

“It is amazing,” said Yuffie, gently breathing out and bending her knees.

“I think it’s the Chi,” said Fuen. “It gives me a warm and tingly feeling.”

“Warm and tingly,” muttered Clouds. “You mean like the warm and tingly you feel when you are in love?”

“Nono,” said Yuffie. “That’s common sense leaving your body.”

“I see Hydra,” said Reala. “You are applying for the job?”

“Yes yes,” said Hydra, handing over the application.

“Hmmm,” mumbled Reala, reading the appalling handwriting. “Whats this?”

“Wossat?” asked Hydra.

“Under the line ‘Incase of emergency, whom should we contact?” said Reala.

Hydra looked at the paper and squinted. “A good doctor,” he replied.

“Oh dear, she’s so funny sometimes,” chuckled Spectre.

“Is it just daft choices she makes?” asked Sprite.

“Yep,” grinned Spectre.

“Ahhh now I wouldn’t do that,” said Yuffie.

“Hmm?” asked Spectre.

“Laugh at your missus choices,” said Yuffie.

“Why not?” asked Spectre.

“Well,” replied Yuffie, “you are one of them…”

 

“So why did he leave you at the side of the road?” asked Yuffie.

“He said I was a pain,” grumbled Hydra.

“How so?” asked Yuffie.

“Because I couldn’t figure out how to put my seat belt on,” moaned Hydra.

“Well that’s petty,” snorted Yuffie.

“Yeah,” said Hydra. “Then it clicked.”

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