Atomic Hydra

Reala slid Hydra and Yuffie a drink. “Welcome back Hydra.”

“Cheers,” replied Hydra, sipping his lemonade.

“Listen,” said Reala. “You’re sitting on that stool, and the cushion’s compressed under your weight right?”

“Yes,” pondered Hydra.

“So you exist, in a substantial physical form, taking up space around you, atomically,” continued Reala.

“I guess,” replied Hydra. “What does that mean?”

Reala leaned in. “You matter.”

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Heavenly Hydra

“What’s up there?” asked Hydra. “At the end of the road.”

“I’m not sure,” replied Yuffie. “We’ve never seen a god, but it’s possible one or many exist.”

“Do we go there as well?” asked Hydra.

“Eventually,” replied Yuffie. “Everyone dies.”

“I hope there’s sorbet,” pondered Hydra.

“That’s heaven is it?” asked Yuffie. “A place filled with ice cream?”

“Yeah,” replied Hydra. “That and all of the dogs that you’ve ever loved licking you awake every morning.”

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Living Hydra

“I took you with me,” continued Yuffie. “Imprinted your image on the minds of a vast number of artists, creatives, dreamers and children in the living world. You grew to your current size. A giant idea, thought and memory. A part of the little girl that continues to survive.”

“What was I to the girl?” asked Hydra. “A dream? A toy? Hope or fear?”

“I don’t know,” replied Yuffie. “I just wanted something of her to live on after her death.”

“You’ve always taught me everything needs to end,” said Hydra. “Life, journeys, fame, books, love and the careers of politicians.”

“I know,” said Yuffie. “I’m sorry Hydra.”

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Following Hydra

“I saw a young girl walking up the road to the afterlife with you in tow,” said Yuffie. “Usually, when humans die, a whole procession of us walk behind them. We linger here for a while before being forgotten and moving on. With the young girl, there was only you.”

Hydra furrowed his brows. “What else usually follows humans to the world in-between?”

“Everything they ever dreamed of, everything they hoped for, everything they remembered and did in their entire lives,” replied Yuffie. “Also, the tax-man and Facebook updates…”

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Finding Hydra

“Hello Hydra,” said Yuffie. “I’ve been missing you, where have you been?”

“Seeking my identity,” sighed Hydra.

“Ah,” replied Yuffie. “Are you having an existential crisis?”

“Not sure,” said Hydra. “What’s an existential crisis?”

“Well,” replied Yuffie, “it’s this thing that happens to humans when they can’t sleep at 3 am…”

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Bad Zoos

“It was chuffing awful,” moaned Cloud.

“What’s that?” asked Fuen.

“We went to a zoo this morning,” sighed House.

“It was tiny,” said Cloud.

“They had one exhibit,” grumbled House. “Just one dog.”

“Ah,” said Fuen. “Shih Tzu?”

“The worst,” replied Cloud.

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Shoplifting Clouds

“Well,” sighed Cloud, “I need to sort out my shoplifting problem.”

“Oh,” said Cloud. “How is that working out?”

“Not as well as I’d hoped,” grumbled Cloud.

“No rush though aye?” asked Cloud.

“I guess not,” sighed Cloud. “I’m just taking things one day at a time.”

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Garden Furniture

“Another argument,” asked Fuen.

“Yeah,” sighed Sprite.

“What is it this time?” asked Fuen.

“The missus says we need more garden furniture,” grumbled Sprite. “My daughter disagrees.”

“Your missus has a point,” said Fuen.

“Eh,” replied Sprite. “I’m sitting on the fence.”

 

Sprites Health

“Lord, help me,” pleaded Sprite.

“What’s up?” asked Sprite.

“I think I have hypochondria,” replied Sprite.

“Do you know what hypochondria is?” asked Sprite.

“No idea,” said Sprite. “But I know I’ve got it.”

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Lemon Trees

“I had a friend who dedicated his entire life to nurturing a lemon tree,” said Sprite.

“Nice,” replied Spectre.

“Yeah,” said Sprite. “Eighty-seven years, man and boy. Right up until the day it was struck by lightning and toppled over on top of him.”

“Damn,” said Spectre. “Did that kill him?”

“Oh aye,” said Sprite. “It was a bitter blow.”

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