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Kohl

July 14, 2018 LittleFears20 Comments

Darn, Kohl, you are one creepy little bugger… Just a whole bunch of nope! Submitted for approval to this weeks #Colour_Collective. A Little Fear I’ve had since forever ago and never figured out what to do with him. Until now!

With special thanks

Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do.

Boys Lizard

July 13, 2018 LittleFears47 Comments

Chasing Leads – ep. 5

“This isn’t my first animal case,” said Sally, clipping in her seatbelt. “I worked on the infamous reptile case of 2023.”

“Ahh, the rampaging lizard on Clapham Common?” asked Lily, flicking on the blues and twos.

“Yes ma’am,” replied Sally. “It attacked nineteen people, leaving four of them in intensive care.”

“If I have my police history correct, didn’t the lizard belong to Boy George?” asked Lily.

“Yes ma’am,” replied Sally. “I wish he’d had a calmer chameleon…”

Photo by Olesya Grichina on Unsplash

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Kitten Movie

July 12, 2018 LittleFears35 Comments

Chasing Leads – ep. 4

“She has real cats too,” said Sally, opening the car door.

“Yes, I recall her name in a case I was once involved in,” replied Lily.

“Oh?” asked Sally.

“Some years ago, one of her french cats attacked a famous Belgian, Hollywood film star,” said Lily. “A Mr Damne if my memory serves me well.”

“Oh dear!” gasped Sally. “Was he OK?”

“He survived,” replied Lily. “Jean clawed Van Damne.”

Photo by Reuben Mcfeeters on Unsplash

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Egypt Kitty

July 11, 2018 LittleFears43 Comments

Chasing Leads – ep. 3

“She’s tried building piles of cat soft toys before ma’am,” said Sally.

“I see,” replied Lily. “How big has she made them in the past?”

“One hundred metres tall. I have a photo of the last one from her case file,” said Sally, handing Lily the photo.

“You see this?” asked Lily. “This pile has four flat sides getting smaller the higher the pile goes. See? A sharp point at the top.”

“What does that mean?” asked Sally.

“Looks like a purramid to me,” replied Lily.

Photo by Billy Pasco on Unsplash

Thank you for joining me for today’s tale. We have a new t-shirt in our Threadless store this week as Botanica arrived. I can say for certain that Threadless provide top quality shirts, but I cannot guarantee she’s not going to plant killer carnivorous plants in your garden if you wear her while digging up weeds. Sorry about that.

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Soft Toys

July 10, 2018 LittleFears39 Comments

Chasing Leads – ep. 2

“A cat burglar aye?” asked Lily. “Are banks her usual M.O?”

“Not usually ma’am,” replied Sally. “But she’s trying to either buy or steal every soft cat toy in these lands.”

“Cat soft toys?” asked Lily, grabbing her car keys. “Too what end?”

“Word on the street says shes wants the biggest pile of cat toys the world has ever seen,” said Sally. “She’s a sick deviant that should be locked up for life if you ask me.”

“Now, now,” said Lily. “There’s no need to make a meowtain out of a molehill.”

Photo by Patrick König on Unsplash

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Lucy’s Love

July 9, 2018 LittleFears6 Comments

“Sure, I told him he could have his old life back. I just didn’t say which one.”

Ah, the nefarious Lucy. Luring so many to their deaths. If she’s a had a little piece of your heart, you can find her portrait over on our Little Fears Etsy store.

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Cracked Vault

July 9, 2018 LittleFears41 Comments

Chasing Leads – ep. 1

“Ma’am,” said Sally, as she entered DCI Lily’s office.

“Inspector,” replied Lily looking up from her desk.

“A call has come in ma’am,” said Sally. “First Account, our local high street building society, has had its vault cracked and cleaned out.”

“Any suspects?” asked Lily, reaching for her coat.

“It has the hallmarks of the famous cat burglar of South London,” said Sally. “Robyn Banks.”

Photo by Alesia Kazantceva on Unsplash

A new story, a new crime, a new villain and the return of DCI Lily and Inspector Sally!

Botanica

July 8, 2018 LittleFears16 Comments

Botanica

“Not sure if you want Botanica, a plant-based Little Fear for a t-shirt? Don’t worry. She’ll grow on you.”

Botanica has arrived on my Threadless store! Available from $12.95, she’s ready to be worn while you do the gardening. Though be careful she doesn’t plant anything herself… You don’t know what she’ll grow…

Shop link: littlefears.threadless.com

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Ends Jul 19 ’18 5PM CDT.

Siamese Cat Spirits

July 7, 2018 LittleFears14 Comments

Siamese Cat Spirits

“Breaking Mews: Bad cat puns run rampant.”

Another kitty for Caturday. This time Siamese the cat spirit and her kittens have arrived as an original hand doodled piece.

Their minimal, kitty kibble eating form has been drawn onto 240 gsm acid-free acrylic paper for some lovely texturing. She weighs in at a size of 7 inches tall by 5 inches across. Pens included in images for size reference only. They do not come with the illustration. Neither does the grass or leaves on the ground for that matter.

If you do want the pen it’s a Faber-Castell PITT artist pens – Black.

She comes with free first class shipping within one business day so will arrive on your doorstep in a speedy fashion. You can buy her by giving the link below a wee click.

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If there’s a Little Fear that you’d like made to order, please do let me know.

Leo the Lioness

July 7, 2018 LittleFears18 Comments

Leo the Lioness

“Leo? A lioness? You gotta be kitten me…”

Well look at that, Leo the lioness has arrived as an original hand drawn piece. Just in time for Caturday. I need to hashtag that…

Her minimal, kitty kibble eating form has been drawn onto 240 gsm acid-free acrylic paper for some lovely texturing. She weighs in at a size of 7 inches tall by 5 inches across. Pens included in images for size reference only. They do not come with the illustration.

If you do want the pen it’s a Faber-Castell PITT artist pens – Black.

I have two versions of her available. One with long ears one with short ears. I wanted to see which I preferred. Turns out I like both.

If you’d like to purchase an original Little Fears artwork, head on over to my Etsy store at the link below.

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And is this a first? A Little Fears marketing post where I don’t mention feeling awkward when I market my products! Yes! Get in!

Oh… Wait… Bugger…