“So why were you in his car?” asked Yuffie.
“Because his cheese and onion sandwich was tiny and pathetic,” said Shadow.
“Let me have a look,” said Yuffie.
She pulled the sandwich open to reveal a stringy bit of cheese and the smallest onion she had ever seen.
“Really Driver?” sighed Yuffie.
“Yep,” said Driver, “that’s shallot.”
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Little Fears 
Totally lost me on this one, Fears.
Hey did you hear that the autopilot married the Google car? Calls her “WiFi” (wifey), BAH HA HA HA….
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Shallot – Tiny onions. https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/glossary/shallot
That’s your lot / That’s shallot. Boomtish!
Arf to the Google car!
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Oh, thanks ‘shallot’ for the link, ‘vadalia’ imply I don’t know what tiny onions are, I was a cook for Queen’s sake! I just don’t get the alleged joke here.
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I know about shallots already! Hahahaha, I use it myself as a phrase quite often actually.
I hope Drive shadow’s protest wasn’t a dirty one.
Esme falling about as there’s ‘mush-room’ to do so upon the Cloud
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Clean as a… Well… Car footwell… 🙂
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Had a woman made the sandwich would she be the Lady of Shalott? Uh-oh. What if it had been made before Rafael got to work? Would that make it pre-Rafael-lite dandwich? I’m killing myself here. I’ll be here all week, folks, tip your waitresses, try the boiled ham! No not me!!!
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Ooof heh, very good!
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Automobile inspired artwork: https://primitiveentertainment.wordpress.com/2017/05/17/parking-the-car-by-richard-f-yates/
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Unbelievable shakes head
Okay here goes:
“So why did the missus cosh you?” asked Donkey.
“Could be anythin’,” Driver said around a stalk of straw. “Temperamental woman she is.”
Donkey nodded as he plodded along the rutted dirt streets.
“All I says was she looked to be puttin’ on a few,” continued Driver.
Donkey rolled his eyes and muttered, “And they call me an ass.”
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Ooof! Heh, a good tale.
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