
“Every time I do an Internet search for my symptoms, it says I have cancer,” moaned Spectre.
“What symptoms?” asked Sprite.
“Running nose,” sighed Spectre.
“Is that it?” asked Sprite.
“It’s been running for four days,” grumbled Spectre. “How do I stop my nose running?”
“Have you tried tripping it up?” asked Yuffie.
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Oh, man. Here they come.
Prank Caller – Hello Mr. Jones. Is your refrigerator running?
Mr. Jones – Why yes, it is.
Prank Caller – Well you’d better catch it before it gets away.
Hello, this is Dr. Foonblat with today’s health notes.- Is your nose running, and do your feet smell? That’s a good sign you’re built upside down!
Sorry. Long week.
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Haha, gotta love a good Christmas cracker joke!
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I love the image on this one. The wild eyes!
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Heh, thank you Richard. 🙂
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Thanks for the laugh ☺♥
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Welcies Phil. 🙂
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That is a very slick post. Funny stuff.
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Cheers. 🙂
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stuck for words, I’ll leave a comment though
C O M M E N T, dam! It was a reply you wanted, okay
R E P L Y
Done and dusted 🙂
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Ooof! Haha, very good!
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🙂
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