“Dammit,” said Emu.
“What’s up?” asked Fuen.
“I just got kicked out of a club for being too tall,” grumbled Emu.
“Oh dear,” gasped Fuen. “You must feel awful.”
“I do,” said Emu. “I feel ostrich-sized.”
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Little Fears 
Well played
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Cheers Layne. 🙂
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Love the word play!!!!
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Thank you Christina. 🙂
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How did you come up with that one? Wow
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Haha, I remember the punchline from somewhere. It’s a joke from the 80s I think.
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This is my new favorite. I’m dying over here!
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Thank you Emily. 🙂
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??????????
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Glad you enjoy Tammy!
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Funny and clever pun. Hard to emulate.
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Cheers Shadow! 🙂
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Serious groaning! 😀
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That’s what I like to hear mermaid! 🙂
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Good one my friend.
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Thank you again! 🙂
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Oh no!
Will Emu play Emo for the rest of the day, now? 😉
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Haha, I do hope not! 😛
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You’re an endless fountain!!! Seriously brilliant. Ah. Cheers! 🙂
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Thank you Forrest. 🙂
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Love the drawing and story. You’ve really captured “emuness.”
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Haha, thank you Artist. 🙂
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Wow…. Just… Wow…
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Heh. 😛
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Nice one Fears!
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Thank you Spiller. 🙂
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I seriously would love to know more of your story. This stuff is hilarious. Your snark runs deep, my friend. (Is snark even a word used in the UK?)
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Snark is a word, used to describe someone’s bitchy language. I think the strength people put behind the word ‘snarky’ differs between the UK and US though heh.
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Mercy
I groaned out loud at the pizza shop
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Ahh perfect! 😛
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Haha I️ love silly puns. Hard to make fresh ones. Good work
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Heh, thanks Mikey. 🙂
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Ostrich-sized.! Hahahaha.!
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😛
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