Category: Hydra

Reala slid Hydra and Yuffie a drink. “Welcome back Hydra.”

“Cheers,” replied Hydra, sipping his lemonade.

“Listen,” said Reala. “You’re sitting on that stool, and the cushion’s compressed under your weight right?”

“Yes,” pondered Hydra.

“So you exist, in a substantial physical form, taking up space around you, atomically,” continued Reala.

“I guess,” replied Hydra. “What does that mean?”

Reala leaned in. “You matter.”

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“What’s up there?” asked Hydra. “At the end of the road.”

“I’m not sure,” replied Yuffie. “We’ve never seen a god, but it’s possible one or many exist.”

“Do we go there as well?” asked Hydra.

“Eventually,” replied Yuffie. “Everyone dies.”

“I hope there’s sorbet,” pondered Hydra.

“That’s heaven is it?” asked Yuffie. “A place filled with ice cream?”

“Yeah,” replied Hydra. “That and all of the dogs that you’ve ever loved licking you awake every morning.”

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“Hello Hydra,” said Yuffie. “I’ve been missing you, where have you been?”

“Seeking my identity,” sighed Hydra.

“Ah,” replied Yuffie. “Are you having an existential crisis?”

“Not sure,” said Hydra. “What’s an existential crisis?”

“Well,” replied Yuffie, “it’s this thing that happens to humans when they can’t sleep at 3 am…”

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“It was chuffing awful,” moaned Cloud.

“What’s that?” asked Fuen.

“We went to a zoo this morning,” sighed House.

“It was tiny,” said Cloud.

“They had one exhibit,” grumbled House. “Just one dog.”

“Ah,” said Fuen. “Shih Tzu?”

“The worst,” replied Cloud.

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“Well,” sighed Cloud, “I need to sort out my shoplifting problem.”

“Oh,” said Cloud. “How is that working out?”

“Not as well as I’d hoped,” grumbled Cloud.

“No rush though aye?” asked Cloud.

“I guess not,” sighed Cloud. “I’m just taking things one day at a time.”

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“Another argument,” asked Fuen.

“Yeah,” sighed Sprite.

“What is it this time?” asked Fuen.

“The missus says we need more garden furniture,” grumbled Sprite. “My daughter disagrees.”

“Your missus has a point,” said Fuen.

“Eh,” replied Sprite. “I’m sitting on the fence.”

 

“Lord, help me,” pleaded Sprite.

“What’s up?” asked Sprite.

“I think I have hypochondria,” replied Sprite.

“Do you know what hypochondria is?” asked Sprite.

“No idea,” said Sprite. “But I know I’ve got it.”

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“I had a friend who dedicated his entire life to nurturing a lemon tree,” said Sprite.

“Nice,” replied Spectre.

“Yeah,” said Sprite. “Eighty-seven years, man and boy. Right up until the day it was struck by lightning and toppled over on top of him.”

“Damn,” said Spectre. “Did that kill him?”

“Oh aye,” said Sprite. “It was a bitter blow.”

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“New script?” asked Bee.

“Yes,” said Sprite. “Writing a show about two detectives, with a red and white Ford Gran Torino, who solve crimes over the phone.”

“Sounds original,” said Bee. “What’s it called?”

“Star Key and Hash,” replied Sprite.

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