“I have had an identity crisis too,” sighed Door.
“Doors have them too?” whined Hydra. “Does everyone have them?”
“At some point, most likely,” said Door. “Especially here.”
“So what’s your crisis about?” asked Hydra.
“Well for years I thought I was just a door, opening and closing, banging in the wind, locking and unlocking,” said Door.
“What changed?” asked Hydra.
“Last week,” said Door, “someone called me ajar…”
My next book, Seeking Hydra, will be released soon. If you fancy grabbing my daily tales in paperback for yourself or another Fears fan (just saying, Christmas is coming), hit the links below!
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Cheers!
Little Fears 
Occasionally your puns are groan-worthy (and I feel almost bad for chuckling). But then the accompanying photo makes it all acceptable 😉
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We aim for groans here, so that suits me fine! 🙂
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A Dad joke! Cute.
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You’ll find only the groan’iest here. 🙂
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LOL…. Oh..the sarcasm….
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Badaboomtish!
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I should have seen it coming but I was sure you’d not stoop that low. Thank all that’s holy that you did!
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There’s no depth to which I will not stoop for a groaner! 🙂
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Haha!
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😛
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?????
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😛 😛 😛 😛
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Oh boy, I bet that was mind-boggling for poor Door. :))
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Heh, yup! 😛
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oh my goodness!! I’m ROFLOL!
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Good ta hear. 🙂
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The key to Door’s anxiety! 😀
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Arf. Yup! 🙂
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At first I was like where is he going with this. Then I slammed face first into a door of humor. Well played.
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Haha, thank you. 🙂
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Shut it ?
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Badumtish! 😛
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?
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🙂
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Ahhhh. You just took me back to my early twenties and a favorite long-running joke. THANKS! You rock, loved it and cheers! 🙂
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Haha, thank you Forrest. 🙂
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Wonderful!
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Thank you Aimer. 🙂
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This writing is worth more than a groan – loud guffaws are appropriate. Good one my friend ☺♥
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Cheers Phil. 🙂
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Door is kinda like us before we realize we are who we are no matter what someone calls us lol!
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Awww haha, yeah, I guess he is! 😀
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I did not see “seeking hydra” at Amazon but will watch for it. Bought spiders though because my son has a thing about them, especially since he learned everyone has a spider drop into their mouth in their sleep at least once in our lives.
Thank you for reading my blog!
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Aha, thank you. Seeking Hydra hasn’t been released yet. It will be out by the end of November.
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In French a door slightly ajar is not neurotic, merely an “entrouvert”
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Haha, very good!
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how about “someone said i was a jar !!!??? a JAR !!! i mean i ask you???!!!”
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it’s an old joke i knew from growing up in NZ – a British colony. I enjoyed the reading – your excellent reading voice and intonations etc.
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Aww thanks again Elizabeth!
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That one snuck up on me. Shut the front door!
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Or keep it ajar… 😛
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A groaner, but a good and amusing groaner just the same.
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Thanks again TMH. 🙂
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This is so cute and deep!
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Thanks Jade. 🙂
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a very fine pun, even if its old enough to have grandchildren….
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Only the oldest and the groaniest here thank you very much! 😛
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Clearly, an open and shut case for Door 😉
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Hah, badaboomtish! 🙂
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The humor is very ironic. Anand Bose from Kerala
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Thank you. 🙂
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Really love this!
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Cheers, Annette!
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