Lost Leads – ep. 1
“What have we got?” asked DCI Lily.
“A mass murder,” replied Inspector Sally. “With one victim.”
Lily raised an eyebrow. “Go on.”
“Well ma’am,” replied Sally. “We have eight murder weapons with blood on. Six potential motives. A lot of blood on the walls and one body inside this apartment.”
Lily knelt next to the corpse. “What’s this inside her mouth?”
“The coroner believes it’s the contents of a vacuum cleaner bag,” replied Sally. “She’s unsure if that’s what caused her death.”
“Well, we know one thing,” sighed Lily. “She bit the dust.”
New story time! Woot, woot! Gave the video a slight update. Love my new end screen. I don’t mean to sound vain, but it looks awesome.
Look! Down there! New buttons! That’s a pleasant update. Need to clean up the Threadless button, but otherwise, much nicer than the old ones.
Also, I now have a Ko-Fi page instead of a PayPal tip jar. For those that fancy dropping me a few pennies but don’t like Patreon.
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Little Fears 
Ha!
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Beams 😛
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Yes, I like the new buttons, too.
Good one today!
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Thank you, Sang. 🙂
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Nail biting !
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Yeah, nails were probably hovered up too…
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Groan
Another good one!
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Cheers, Marge. 🙂
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ohhhhhhh….
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Dun dun duuuuun!
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End screen does look good. And the crime capers are a nice place to insert a few “pulp”/detective novels puns. Nicely done 1st Ep.!
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Cheers, AW. Sooooo many upcoming crime puns incoming! 🙂
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You just keep getting better. Weirder but better.
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Bwhaha! Thanks Dayle. 🙂
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Laughing and groaning! 😀
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Cheers, Magick. 🙂
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tough way to die, son.
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A dirty death. 😛
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Yes, the bagless vacuum was the reason Lord Dyson was knighted in 2007, imho.
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Like, Like, Like!
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Haha, thanks Urban. 😛
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Cough cough sputter
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She did too. 😛
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This pun sucks
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Arf! 😛
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Episode 1 and I live it already. Murder scenes go down much easier when they end with a pun. Fun. 🙂
Nice video, BTW.
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Hah, cheers Aimer. Thank you. 🙂
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Lime this! So cute!
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Thank you, Qui. 🙂
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Hilarious! It’s unfortunate but the ending is really cool. Nice Pun!
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Cheers, Writ. 🙂
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Lol
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😛
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hehe Great start…I’m hooked.
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Haha, cheers Sheri. 🙂
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Euphemisms for death seem to invite comedy … kick the bucket is another! Nice one …
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They do rather. Made me think of the Bucket List film. I think laughing at deaths a good coping mechanism for the human mind heh.
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Haha, gallows humour … maybe every laugh is in the face of the Grim Reaper?
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Oh boy. lol
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Glad you enjoyed! 😛
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Crime series with puns? That’s an innovative idea.
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A natural evolution of the lil fears.
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AHHHHH!!! You are such a delight!!! This is timely as I’m on a roll of having British/Scottish crime shows on in the background on my days off. Vexed. Shetland. Midsummer Murders. They remind me of 1970s crime shows and I could listen to Y’all talk all day. I usually am too busy to even know what’s going on….but that voice in the background! And now…this!!! Yay!!! You ROCK. Thank You and Cheers!!! 🙂
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Arf! Midsummer Murders made it across seas? That’s a surprise haha!
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Netflix. A lot of Your shows are here! Our absolute favorite so far is ‘Detectorists’. LOVE that show!!!
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Oh! And of course, ‘Doc Martin’!
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Aha, another good program.
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Right?!
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Love the puns. This one has so many potential punny endings. She was J Edgar Hoovered. She swallowed the contents of a vacuum cleaner bag. That sucks.
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Ahh, haha. Very good. 😛
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This is so good!
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Thank ya, Kurt. Coo, this is an old post now I guess? Haha.
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