Lost Leads – ep. 15
“Is the anti-virus up to date?” asked Sally.
“It seems so,” said Lily.
“Gotta be careful about computer viruses ma’am,” said Sally.
“I know,” replied Lily. “I once had a virus on my desktop PC.”
“What was the cure?” asked Sally.
“An 80’s goth rock band,” replied Lily. “But that’s not important right now.”
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Little Fears 
I loved it!
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Thank you, nebraska78.
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Good one!
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Cheers, Susan. 🙂
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“A hospital? What is it?”
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Had to google that, I loved those films!
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Brilliant!!!
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Thank you again, sir.
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Pleasure 🙂
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Hahahahahaha! Nice one!
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😛
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Brilliant! – part of the soundtrack to my 20s.
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Same. We all go through a Cure phase. 😛
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Echoes of ‘The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town’ in this. Will we ever discover the truth behind the Cure?
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Arf, yep! Good ole Ronnies.
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Lol!
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😛
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This is amazing!!!
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Thank you again, Sir. 🙂
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Needling
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😛
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Absolutely beyond clever.
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Thank you, Kris.
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Someone’s a bit sick in the head…computers are catching….love this. LOL
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Sneezed and caught a byte.
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Hah!!! Yes.
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You better hope you’re a dad otherwise this is an unlicensed joke!
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Hah, we deliver the finest dad jokes here. 😛
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This one took me a minute lol
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Oh dear, haha. I figured the Cure would be a universal chuckle. 😛
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A little slow on the uptake thos morning.
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Oh, it was over here in my small bit of the world (and across my parallel universes!) 😀
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Hahaha. That was Just like Heaven.
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Badumtish! 😛
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groan
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Exxxcellent! 😛
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Beautiful!
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Thank you, catnip.
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“And stop calling me Shirley!” “Airplane!”-There is another almost endless supply of bad puns 🙂
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Hah, someone else made that reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3jteyjoDKM – Whoops! 😛
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Nice!
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Thank you, Ellie.
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Haha! Laughed out loud at this one!
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Arf, good good! 😛
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Took me a minute, too! I think I was looking for it in Lily’s final line. 🙂
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Hah, sorry. 😛
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hehe Miss the goth old days 🙂
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All black, all the time, even when we were baking. 😛
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHA I totally laughed out loud (and choked on my morning tea).
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Aha, sorry! Hope you didn’t spit any tea on the keyboard.
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No, thankfully!
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Nothing like post-punk humor to tickle the reprehensibly dark funny bone.
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Arf, happy ta tickle ya dark funny bone.
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DCI John Luther: [observing a dead body] Look, it’s a very specific look – the wig, the makeup. There’s a bit of a Siouxsie and the Banshees thing going on here.
DS Justin Ripley: Who and the what?
DCI John Luther: ’80s. Post-punk.
DS Justin Ripley: Oh, uh, goths.
DCI John Luther: Post-punk.
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😀
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that made my morning. thank you.
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Thank you, glad you enjoyed.
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Did you hear me groan? 🙂
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The world groans in unison every time I post. 😛
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(I changed my profile pic)… Had to butt in, because my dog sighed/cried when I read that one!
It was cute! Great timing… She’s my goth dog.
Made my day!
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Aww, haha. 😀
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LMAO, I actually had to look up the band to get it.
But, I get it now.
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Oooh! Haha, sorry. Thought everyone would know the Cure.
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Oh.
Godamit, man! XD
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Classic. 🙂
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haha… creepy photo sir… great hook…
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Thank you, Chewing. Glad you like.
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Fabulous
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Thanks again, DQ. 🙂
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Zing! (I’m 16 and ratting my hair up again!)
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Haha, we all manked our hair up for the cure some day. 😛
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See Peter Graves smile
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Arf. Aye!
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OH MY GOD! That was GREAT!!!! Yay! I’m showing my friend at work this one. Cheers and Thanks!!!
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Haha, thank you Forrest, glad you enjoyed.
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I remember a similar joke from the movie Airplane!
“We have to get them to a hospital.”
“A hospital! What is it?”
“A big building with doctors and nurses, but that’s not important right now.”
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Haha, that’s probably where I got the “but that’s not important right now.”
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I once used a punchline in a script I thought I had devised on my own, then during a rewatch of Breaking Bad I heard the same punchline and wondered if that’s where I got it. Either way it’s funny. 😀
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😀
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I can’t say I fully understood the joke, but it’s still funny 🙂
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Heh, cheers Monika.
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