Almond Diet

Lost Leads – ep. 18

“She’s got a few diet subscriptions service emails,” noticed Lily.

“I tried the almond diet recently,” said Sally.

“Oh, aye?” replied Lily. “How did that work out?”

“Eh,” moaned Sally. “It was nuts.”

“Sally, don’t make diet jokes,” sighed Lily.

“Sorry ma’am,” said Sally. “It was in poor taste.”

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44 thoughts on “Almond Diet”

    1. Arf. Didn’t get much Weird Al in the UK. Odd spates around Eat It time. White n Nerdy was a minor comeback.

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      1. His concerts are fantastic. Have been to two of them and they are so fun and funny, lots of costumes. He chainsawed his entire band to death at the end of “The Night Santa Went Crazy” whilst wearing a Santa suit.

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