Lost Leads – ep. 18
“She’s got a few diet subscriptions service emails,” noticed Lily.
“I tried the almond diet recently,” said Sally.
“Oh, aye?” replied Lily. “How did that work out?”
“Eh,” moaned Sally. “It was nuts.”
“Sally, don’t make diet jokes,” sighed Lily.
“Sorry ma’am,” said Sally. “It was in poor taste.”
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Little Fears 
Mmmm, life is too short to die-it.
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Snappy pun, like it!
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😛 😛
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Lol
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Grins 😛
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giggles
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Salty great!
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Pub snack since forever.
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Haha.
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😛
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Hahaha!
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Glad you enjoyed. 🙂
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😛
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HAHAHAHAHA! ☺♥
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😀
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😛
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Groan and double groan. A good one today.
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Thank you and thank you. 🙂
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That’s as good as the seafood diet. Lol
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Arf, did ya eat it? 😀
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Yep I seafood and I eat it
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ROFL
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Food for thought
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Badumtish!
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i’m a lutheran. you know what that means.
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You only eat Luthers.
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luther’s diet of worms, yeah
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Groan
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Beams 🙂
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Double dose of pun-age. And try the “Grapefruit Diet” Weird Al Yankovic did a great song about that one.
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Arf. Didn’t get much Weird Al in the UK. Odd spates around Eat It time. White n Nerdy was a minor comeback.
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His concerts are fantastic. Have been to two of them and they are so fun and funny, lots of costumes. He chainsawed his entire band to death at the end of “The Night Santa Went Crazy” whilst wearing a Santa suit.
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Haha! I used to eat almonds as part of my diet. It was definitely nuts and in poor taste! hahaha
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Arf, I love almonds, but man are they pricey!
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True! I bought the cheapest I can find for my diet .
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You do realize now that every time I eat almonds, which is often, I’m going to hear Your voice. It’s a good thing! I’ll call it munch and chuckle!
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Haha, brilliant! 😛
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haha! loved this.
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Thank you, Ana.
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