“She takes the stairs, every single time man,” cried Spectre.
“It’s just one of those things,” sighed Sprite.
“Yeah,” groaned Spectre. “But I always prefer the escalators.”
“Bruv, I don’t mean to sound rude,” said Sprite. “But maybe you were just raised differently.”
Trivia. A fear of slopes or stairs is called bathmophobia. I wonder if there’s a really scared person somewhere naming all the different fears and phobias in the world…