Story by David
“The cat was mostly curious when I put it in the blender,” recounted Lucy.
Yuffie sobbed.
“It got ornery when I added the holy water, but the lid proved the stronger,” continued Lucy.
“How could you do that? What was going through your mind?” Yuffie moaned.
“You always say, fight fire with fire. You were catatonic. What else could I do?” Lucy demanded.
This weeks tale was spun (hah! Git it!) by David. You can check out their poetry and philosophical musings at davidiclineage.wordpress.com
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Little Fears 
I am not sharing that with my cat loving friends. They don’t appreciate sarcatm.
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Heee, yup!
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Groan:)
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blinks
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Arf.
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Oo er. My friend, Claud, didn’t enjoy that!
I thought it was a fresh spin on cats.
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Sorry, Claud!
Also, kertish!
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Shaken, not stirred. (with a jigger of vermouse)
You really let that one out of the bag.
Don’t let your dogmatism chase your cataclysmic tendencies.
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Wow, you’re giving him stiff competition with these! He needs to be on the prowl now.
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All the cat puns! ALL OF THEM! Haha.
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As a cat lover, this is pretty creepy but I think there are multiple meanings behind it. Also I sense a pun… Catatonic….
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It’s a puntastic tale and isn’t meant to be mean spirited to cats. 🙂
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Yes, I think many people would miss the humor part because not all know about puns, especially if they’re not native speakers. I think creating these pieces is an art itself, so, well done on making these so good!
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You seem to have an attraction to the touch of crazy 🙂
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Thanks, credit for the writing on this one goes to David of http://davidiclineage.wordpress.com/
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A catastrophe
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Yup! 😛
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Many thanks for the opportunity. That was great fun.
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Thanks for the tale, David!
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Just goes to show how different agents conspire to keep validating cliches and proverbs. Old curiosity shall take the blame for this feline demise as well!
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Hah, exactly!
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Have you ever owned a dog?
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I’ve had 5 dogs, I currently have 2. 🙂
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