“You’re able to leave this island?” gasped Meria. “How?”
“The next storm,” remarked Lucy. “I’ll simply turn to smoke and drift away on the wind.”
“During the last storm,” pondered Meria, “I’d been smoking local plants, and I was sure I saw a cow in the sky. Tumbling around in the wind.”
“Well, that’s a high steaks vision,” chuckled Lucy.
Arr, first week of September and I have a cold! That’s it! I’m not leaving the house for six months. Come back Scottish summer, all is forgiven!
OK, there’s no way I could, in good conscience, post this story without also posting the old pun-filled story, Cows with guns, by Dana Lyons.
Join the fight for bovine freedom, people!
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😛 🙂
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Oh my god I have to show that cow video to my nephew
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It’s an oldy, but a goody.
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:).. nice..
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Thanks, Julpha.
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OMG! Moos of the world!
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I got a bit of Moove-ment with this post.
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Not surprised, you’ve got it down pat!
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Lol when I saw the word “wind” I heard farts and raspberries! So you live in Scotland? I never knew. We talked the other day about coming to live in Scotland. Would love to. We live in North Lincolnshire now. You never know where we might end up though! Sorry you’vd got a cold. 😊
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Yep, the missus is a Scot, her parents are getting on so we made the move from London to Scotland to be closer to them. We’re up the top though, between Aberdeen and Inverness, in the middle of nowhere, haha.
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I’ve always wanted to be in the middle of nowhere lol
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I love a good cow joke.
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Cow puns get some moovement. 😛
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Eyyyy, im dead meat
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Do you want fries with that?
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Nope, I shall fight for bovine freedom!
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High steaks? Very aMOOsing! Sorry about your cold – that’s snot funny! Feel better soon!
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Oof, haha, cheers, Marge.
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Ha, even Lucy couldn’t help but chuckle! Loved that cow you’ve drawn though. “Hey, Cow are you?” she said to me. 😅😁
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Haha, everyone loves a cow joke.
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Love it!
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Cheers, Linda. 🙂
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How do you get Dragon milk? Froma short legged cow…
Like Grampa passed out on the couch after too much cheesy broccoli, there are far too many broken wind jokes in the wings to be made in a family setting.
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HAH! Very good. That’s a pun I’ve never heard before.
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It took a while, but after marinating the beef, I got it!
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Oooof! Hah.
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I like the drawing! Love me a nice cow.
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Thanks, Em. Moos are awesome.
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Lol . This is quite hilarious
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Thanks, Connotare.
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I saw the same cow in the sky. In fact there’s an udder!
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I herd you, Pete.
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moovin on……….
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