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Introducing Pea Demon for this weeks #Colour_Collective. This weeks colour is pea green. Upon drawing her head I noticed I’d kinda drawn a pea… So let’s go with that. I always thought the Poddington Peas were a cult of some sort…
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Introducing Sixed for this weeks #Colour_Collective. Oh lord, they’re back to the pinks! I believe I doodled her thinking of scrap metal monsters. Rusted and soiled. Mechanical arms gathering engine parts and repairing herself on the fly.
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Another nameless Fear. We’ll define her by her role for the time being. Visually she reminds me of a bedraggled pigeon. Her feathers separated. The head-gear looks like a Celtic shamans headdress. She’s our lady for this weeks #Colour_Collective on Twatter.
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With all the fishy puns this week, #Colour_Collective have given us a blue to play with. So in comes my favourite fishy, who from henceforth, shall be named, Feesh.

Links to the first two posts.
Selling on WordPress – Part One
Selling on WordPress – Part Two
In this post, I’m going to discuss real-world marketing, with suggestions below from the comments section.
A brief history, my old company, dealt with pharmaceuticals and retro hair brands. An odd mix, but there’s a lot of crossover in supply chains, importers & exporters and drug stores. We owned a few brands that had been about since the 1920s. I used to be everywhere in the industry. I’d be at every trade show. I’d visit medicinal conferences. I’d go to retro and retro-themed events. I’d lightly mingle with TV and film stars. In each instance, I’d be getting our products out there.
I’d make my yearly pilgrimage to the Brighton Burnup with the mods and rockers and get the organisers to put up a five-metre banner for out vintage hair wax. I’d visit trade shows with a bag full of samples and business cards and make sure every stand that might supply our products got a sample. I’d be at a TV studio handing pots of pomade to anyone that went in front of a camera. It’d turn up three days later on their Instagram. There was an epidemic of me. I’d get everywhere. So did our products.
When I left the company, their PR slumped and nosedived. They tried putting it out to PR companies, but they all have their heads up their social media obsessed arses and never got results.
I need to apply the above mentality to the Little Fears to make a living from it. I need to be everywhere. I need to have my books at shows, in coffee shops and adequately available offline. I need to have my art in galleries, art shops and displayed in local businesses. I need to proudly display the Little Fears related logos I have designed for people. I need the word out there, in the real world, that I am here. I am an artist, writer and creative nutball who’s available for hire and reward. I need the Little Fears to infest real life to make a real-life income.
So with that, some more suggestions from comments on where you can ply your trade.
My good friend Forrest suggested I get my tee’s onto a friends sons band. Imagine that! Fuen and the Little Fears on stage… Well, on people on stage. A brilliant idea and something I would have jumped on for my old company. I’d like to do it for the Fears but as ya’ll know, the last 18 months has been punishing for me, and I can’t afford to put money into things that aren’t guaranteed a return.
Annecdote though. We gave t-shirts way with my old company. Ruddy stacks of the fecking things. It was always fun to see videos of gigs uploaded to YouTube with a band playing adorned in our shirts. Not only do you get a bit of real-world exposure from groups wearing your shirts, it often spreads to online now.
Jan S. Gephardt suggested science fiction and fantasy conventions. I don’t know much about them, to be honest. I did a lot of trade shows with my old company, but I haven’t been to sci-fi or fantasy show in a million years. Another friend, Zantar put it in my head some time back, that I should visit comic conventions. I could see my books doing OK there. I need to pencil some into my calendar I think.
Emily and Lloyd are both market stall sellers. I do have a few arts and craft markets near me that happen regularly. I need to load up the motorbike with a table and stand. Maybe a simple standing rack to hang the framed images on. Yeah, I could get that onto the back of a motorcycle with a box file filled with stock.

(Image credit Wisbech Standard)
Osprey mentioned he’d seen Brits selling out of car trunks. Well, yes, we do that. Car boot sales. They start around April when the sun is meant to come out and run until November. You’d never make big money at a car boot, but you can set up a stall for £5-£10. Seriously, if you couldn’t make that money back with a bit of profit, you need to rethink what you’re doing.
With all this talk of stalls and car boots, Sheri suggested splitting a table. At conventions and markets, this makes sense. I’d need to find someone to do it with t conventions, but the missus is an artist as well. We will probably end up sharing a stall at our local market when we’re reunited in Scotland. There’s a big local market near where we want to live that we have an eye. Not only do you save a bit of money and maybe share customers, but you can share each other on social media when you InstaTwitFace pictures of your stand.
Yeah, now there’s a thing. YouMakeYourOwn is putting her book to children’s clothing stores. I love this idea. It drifts away from the obvious, but shes still reaching a target audience. At the top of the post where I discuss my own PR experiences, I didn’t restrict myself entirely to hair and beauty events to shift our waxes. I got them to the mods and rockers of the Brighton Burnup as well. Still a target audience, but like MakeYourOwn, stepping outside of the obvious.
Ann-William is doing a visually arresting reading of her book at a coffee shop. It’s fantastic getting our product in front of people who may purchase our wares. It’s another thing all-together to engage people with our writings. Doing a reading is brilliant on its own. Bringing in visual elements will make it more memorable to everyone present, and, again, make your event InstaTwittableFacefungussed.
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Cor, blimey. All this writing’s made me want a coffee. I hope this blog post helps someone and thank you, everyone, for commenting.
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Do you think when froggy’s die they ascend to a pond in the sky? Looks more like a squid than a frog this gal, but I coloured her for this weeks #Colour_Collective on Twitter and she became a frog spirit. Original doodle in sepia when I got my new pens.

Affiliate links incoming for anyone that would like to snaffle the above gear for themselves.
Faber-Castell PITT artist pens – sepia
Daler Rowney ebony hardback sketchbook
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Siamese Kittens are the cat spirits of the Little Fears world. It’s debated whether or not these felines are evil on account of them being accused of killing an underground mammal. Personally, I think that’s making a meowtain out of a molehill.
And with that delicious pun, we show off some arts and present some new listings!

Virgo on Threadless from $12.95
Yeah, I went for Virgo. She looks like a bad arse in white.

For a launch price, Siamese Kittehs are available for £9 per print until 27/3/18. If you’re interested, leave a comment or email me at fears@Gmx.co.uk

Still available for £9 a print, but for just 24 more hours! Again, leave a comment or email me if interested.

Also, still available for £9 a print, but for just 24 more hours! Again, leave a comment or email me if interested.
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Today’s post is more a follow-up blog with some further useful ideas and tips for writers and artists on WordPress. Let’s start with a link to my first post, Selling on WordPress from two weeks ago.
Selling on WordPress – The original blog post
It turns out. I was right on the mark. Selling your own products is something that doesn’t come natively to most of the artists and writers that commented. In fact all of them now I’m reading over them… So, know that you’re not alone with your sales issues.
Priyankaspen asked how I embed affiliate links into my posts. I’ve discussed affiliate links before. The income you get from them is woeful. I’m lucky if I see $100 every three months. But I don’t ‘sell’ other peoples products on this website. I occasionally link to pens and paper. That’s about it (click for an example). If anybody clicks an Amazon affiliate link and buys anything from Amazon in that session, you get a few pennies. A word of caution here. We’ve spoken about affiliate links on blogs a few times. Nobody seems to mind odd links, but when you stuff a blog post with them, it’s like flicking a switch that pisses people off. If you stuff a blog post full of links, you might make a few pennies of the post, but you’re guaranteed to lose subscribers.
When you sign up to Amazon or any other affiliate network, you get short links to products. On Amazon.com when you’re signed in to affiliates, you get a bar across the top of each page. I always aim for a text link and embed the link in my post.

Copy the short link off of Amazon, highlight the text and right click, then copy. Go to your WordPress post and highlight the text you want to turn into a link. Click the link icon above. Paste the link into the empty box. That’s it, all done.

Janowrite asked about the icon set at the bottom of my posts. I create the icons myself in GIMP (free image editing software). I then embed the pictures the same way you would any image. Add content, Media, select an image, insert.

Then we add links the same we did with affiliate links. Select the image in the post, click insert link, copy paste in the link you want the image to go too. Handy if you want a book banner you’ve made yourself to link directly to your Amazon author page for example.
Forrest asked me about Patreon and tip-jars. Patreon is not for everyone. My tip jar is just a PayPal business link. Setting up a PayPal tip jar is frankly a pain in the arse and far more effort than it should have been.
One thing I do want to change too, though haven’t had time to look at yet is Ko-Fi. It’s a website you set up so people can support you for one-off tips to buy you coffee. Smart idea. Worth a look if you want a tip jar yourself.
Donna from DMStrachan.co.uk suggested that instead of adding sales announcements to weekly posts, I dedicate a post to new products. So that’s what I did… I’m still adding it to a weekly post… Doh.

But the focus of the post was far more into the new products. The result is, I had a few email enquiries and I sold three prints right off the bat. So I had some success. A dedicated sales post is better than burying new products. Sounds obvious, but we’re creators, writers and artists. We do have funny ideas about selling our own gear. I’ll get the new art prints on Etsy at full price this week. If anyone still wants a copy at £9 a print, please do drop me a message or email to fears@gmx.co.uk
Another follow up
I will be writing another follow-up blog post on this subject to discuss and link to ideas people had about real-world selling. Until then, looky, icons!
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Holy crap does she look like a villain! She’s gotta be the leading big bad in the third Little Fears horror anthology. She has no name yet, though it’d be nice to associate her with an astrological sign. I’m not sure which yet. Maybe Libra? Capricorn and Aries are already taken. Also takes the shade for this weeks #Colour_Collective.
In this week, we have further art. I have learned in the past, Etsy sales fail and people whine about price increases if they notice. So I have three new art prints for sale, introductory offer until Thursday 22nd of March, they will be £9 each rather than the usual £12. If you’d like a print, on our trademark (not trademarked) sexy canvas paper, message me in comments or drop me an email to fears@gmx.co.uk
Click an image to blow it up.
Some serious seventies shades there. If you’d like any of the above in different colour schemes, we can do that too.
Also, we have another submission to Scribblers Cove, the theme of party. Not for sale, but I likes it, so I’m posting it.

If you fancy any of my older art prints, please do visit my Etsy store.
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/LittleFears
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