Category: Fears

“I often wonder, what it would be like to be a bird,” pondered Yuffie.

“Why?” asked Fuen. “The freedom? The views? The peace and serenity?”

“Yeah,” replied Yuffie dreamily. “Also, I wonder who I would crap on…”

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“What up Hydra?” asked Yuffie. “Looking blue.”

“Ach, I just failed my driving test,” replied Hydra.

“Oh dear, sorry to hear that,” said Yuffie.

“I got 8 out of 10 on my test,” sulked Hydra. “2 squirrels jumped out of the way…”

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“Bugger,” said Spectre to Sprite.

He grabbed a dustpan and brush and got to sweeping.

“What we need now is teamwork.” said Sprite, slapping a mop across the floor.

“Teamwork is all about coming together, presenting a united front, leaving nobody behind,” replied Spectre.

“Also,” noted Sprite, running to the door with the bin sack, “shifting the blame on to someone else…”

“Then she says to me ‘we need to talk’,” grumbled Hydra.

“Isn’t it remarkable,” started Red.

“Huh?” asked Hydra.

“How often we need to talk often means you need to listen,” sighed Red.

“What do you think Sprite?” asked Red. “Do you think there should be another general election?”

“To be honest Red,” sighed Sprite, “I think politicians are like diapers.”

“Oh?” inquired Red.

“They should often be changed, usually for the same reason,” replied Sprite.

“It was awful,” cried Hydra.

“Well, the police say it wasn’t intended,” said Sprite.

“You know,” said Hydra, “there were over 400 sausages hidden in the luggage.”

“Good thing only one of them exploded on the boat from Berlin,” said Sprite. “Imagine if they had all gone off.”

“Yeah,” said Hydra. “Wurst case scenario.”

Dem puns that audiovisual don’t do justice!

“After that, he had the audacity to call me a coccydynia!” said Fuen.

“Urgh,” sighed Flower. “I hate it when people use big words to make themselves look smart.”

“Yeah,” agreed Fuen. “Thinking they look perspicuous…”

“You smell of bleach,” said Sprite.

“Yeah I had a good clean up of my house this weekend,” replied Spectre.

“Oh right,” said Sprite. “You know what they say about a clean and tidy home!”

“Yeah,” said Spectre, “the Wi-fi is broken…”