Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“What sorts of things are you into Yuffie?” asked Serpent.
“Stalking,” said Yuffie.
“Really?” said Serpent, “I like jogging, climbing, cinemas, dancing and moonlit beach walks.”
“I know,” replied Yuffie.
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“I had a job at a bowling alley once,” said Red.
“Really?” asked Serpent.
“Yeah, not for long though,” said Red.
“Contract?” asked Serpent.
“Tenpin,” replied Red.
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“You ordered how many?” gasped Yuffie.
“About 16,000,” said Hydra.
“16,000 bottles of Tipp-Ex,” sighed Yuffie.
“It’s going to cost a fortune, I know,” squeaked Hydra.
“Why Hydra?” asked Yuffie. “Why order so many?”
Hydra dipped his heads down and looked at his shoes. “I made a massive mistake.”
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“Then I did it again,” sighed Blue.
“Oh dear,” said Human. “Just how many mirrors did you swim into?”
“Twelve in total,” sighed Blue.
“Good grief,” replied Human. “You need to watch out for yourself.”
I know you’re sick of seeing this snippet under the daily tales, Little Fears Presents: Spiders has been released! Also today, Sunday, is the last day Spiders digital edition is free on Amazon.
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“Aha, is that the Ebay app?” asked Hydra.
“Yeah, I have decided to sell my old vacuum,” replied Flower.
“Ah,” said Hydra. “For spares and repairs?”
“Well,” said Flower. “It’s just gathering dust…”
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“I just don’t get these modern acronyms,” sighed Red.
“Such as?” asked Fuen.
“Like this one, IDK, what does that mean?” asked Red.
“I don’t know,” replied Fuen.
“Seems like nobody does,” sighed Red.
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In case you missed the announcement yesterday, the Little Fears Presents: Spiders has been released! It’s also free to buy the Kindle edition for the next four days.
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“Yuffie,” yelled Fuen. “You need to get some control over Hydra.”
“Why?” asked Yuffie.
“Because he diddled on my necklace,” ranted Fuen.
“Funny,” said Spectre. “He peed on my bracelet.”
“And my hair piece,” said Serpent. “He’s peeing on everybody’s jewellery, Yuffie!”
“Not on my watch,” replied Yuffie.
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“Yeah it was pretty dramatic,” said Spectre. “Ruddy Taliban.”
“Good grief,” awed Fuen. “This was in the Middle East then?”
“Mhm,” motioned Spectre.
“How did you escape?” asked Fuen.
“Iran,” replied Spectre.
Badomtish!
The Little Fears third book, Spiders, is now on Amazon. Proper announcement tomorrow, because from the 30th of August to the 4th of September the digital edition of the book will be free to buy for everyone who follows my WordPress or social medias.
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