Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“Sure, I told him he could have his old life back. I just didn’t say which one.”
Ah, the nefarious Lucy. Luring so many to their deaths. If she’s a had a little piece of your heart, you can find her portrait over on our Little Fears Etsy store.
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“Ma’am,” said Sally, as she entered DCI Lily’s office.
“Inspector,” replied Lily looking up from her desk.
“A call has come in ma’am,” said Sally. “First Account, our local high street building society, has had its vault cracked and cleaned out.”
“Any suspects?” asked Lily, reaching for her coat.
“It has the hallmarks of the famous cat burglar of South London,” said Sally. “Robyn Banks.”
Photo by Alesia Kazantceva on Unsplash
A new story, a new crime, a new villain and the return of DCI Lily and Inspector Sally!
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“Not sure if you want Botanica, a plant-based Little Fear for a t-shirt? Don’t worry. She’ll grow on you.”
Botanica has arrived on my Threadless store! Available from $12.95, she’s ready to be worn while you do the gardening. Though be careful she doesn’t plant anything herself… You don’t know what she’ll grow…
Shop link: littlefears.threadless.com
There’s also free shipping available on orders over $45. Use Code “FREESHIP7187cca8e”
Ends Jul 19 ’18 5PM CDT.
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“Breaking Mews: Bad cat puns run rampant.”
Another kitty for Caturday. This time Siamese the cat spirit and her kittens have arrived as an original hand doodled piece.
Their minimal, kitty kibble eating form has been drawn onto 240 gsm acid-free acrylic paper for some lovely texturing. She weighs in at a size of 7 inches tall by 5 inches across. Pens included in images for size reference only. They do not come with the illustration. Neither does the grass or leaves on the ground for that matter.
If you do want the pen it’s a Faber-Castell PITT artist pens – Black.
She comes with free first class shipping within one business day so will arrive on your doorstep in a speedy fashion. You can buy her by giving the link below a wee click.
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/LittleFears
If there’s a Little Fear that you’d like made to order, please do let me know.
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“Leo? A lioness? You gotta be kitten me…”
Well look at that, Leo the lioness has arrived as an original hand drawn piece. Just in time for Caturday. I need to hashtag that…
Her minimal, kitty kibble eating form has been drawn onto 240 gsm acid-free acrylic paper for some lovely texturing. She weighs in at a size of 7 inches tall by 5 inches across. Pens included in images for size reference only. They do not come with the illustration.
If you do want the pen it’s a Faber-Castell PITT artist pens – Black.
I have two versions of her available. One with long ears one with short ears. I wanted to see which I preferred. Turns out I like both.
If you’d like to purchase an original Little Fears artwork, head on over to my Etsy store at the link below.
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/LittleFears
And is this a first? A Little Fears marketing post where I don’t mention feeling awkward when I market my products! Yes! Get in!
Oh… Wait… Bugger…
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I really like the way this Fear turned out. The colour of choice of course, for this weeks #Colour_Collective. Again, I think the colour sounds like a good name. So say hello to Vanilla.
With special thanks
Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do.
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“It’s not alive,” she grumbled.
“It is,” claimed the Illustrator. “Look, see, two eyes and a mouth. It’s smiling at us.”
“Clouds don’t wave at us, bulldog clips don’t bite us and that car has no emotions. Inanimate objects can’t smile,” she moaned.
The illustrator furrowed his brow.
She threw her hands up. “I give up. How do you do it?” she asked walking away. “How do you anthropomorphize everything you see into a stupid doodle or story?”
The illustrator looked at the car.
The car looked back.
“How do you not?” sighed the illustrator.
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“Gonna fly home mate,” said Fuen.
“It’s been a long month,” sighed Yuffie.
“With no internet,” noted Fuen. “Can’t wait to get in and check my email.”
“Yeah, and I need to upload these snaps to Ello,” said Yuffie.
“You know you’re home,” pondered Fuen, “when the Wi-Fi connects automatically.”
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“Brah,” said Spectre, “what a run!”
“I know right,” said Sprite. “I’m knackered.”
“Taking a selfie?” asked Spectre.
“Oh yes,” replied Sprite. “Gotta tweet goals, man.”
“Innit,” replied Spectre. “All this working out would be such a waste of time if we didn’t tell internet strangers we were doing it.”
Apologies for this coming stupendously late today. Having to do some in-house work this week to keep the cash flow moving.
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“Grey Moon pub,” said Reala, answering the phone.
“Hello Reala,” said Bug.
“Ahh, Bug,” said Reala. “My biggest fan on social media.”
“Yep,” said Bug. “It’s me. Listen, I’m calling because Instagram’s down today.”
“And I can help, how?” asked Reala.
“Well,” sighed Bug, “I just can’t start my day without knowing what you had for breakfast this morning…”
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