
“Then the fecking thing bit me,” moaned Fuen.
“I’ve told you before,” sighed Yuffie, “never turn on the News Corp channels.”
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“Then the fecking thing bit me,” moaned Fuen.
“I’ve told you before,” sighed Yuffie, “never turn on the News Corp channels.”

Introducing Ibex for this weeks #Colour_Collective. A lovely lady really. Big on climbing and biffing people up the butt. Small on collectable frog toys. This weeks colour is Scheveningen Orange.
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“I had wondered why all my trees were burnt,” sighed Reala.
“It gets worse,” claimed Sprite. “She’s dug up your vegetable patch.”
“The fiend!” cried Reala, shaking her fists at the sky.

“Humans cake?” asked the cloud.”Didn’t think you liked peoples sweets.”
“No, human cake,” she groaned. “A cake made of humans.”
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“Let’s rock!” hollered the stone beast.
Sprite sighed…
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“So weak I can’t pull up an ear of corn, eh?” he sighed.
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She watched the grains drop. Hoping for a blockage that never came. Knowing that when her time was up, she’d be in there with them.
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“She might look a bit funny, but trust me,” he sighed, “if your name ain’t down, you ain’t getting in.”
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“Hey dad,” said the child, “look at the size of them!”
“I know,” replied the father. “Tiny, aren’t they?”