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“Oh, for the love of…” she sighed.
Her husband stood at the door with his Bernie the Bear stuffed toy in his hand.
“Really?” she grumbled. “Aren’t you too old for that?”
“Yeah,” replied Bernie.
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“Hannah,” Cassie called. “Time to stop playing now, dinner is ready!”
She was legendary at hide and seek, Cassie often thought she could vanish into thin air.
“Hannah!” Cassie yelled into the master bedroom.
A giggle replied, her shoes just visible.
“Got you!” Cassie cried, grabbing her feet, pulling her bloody stumps out from under the bed.
Dinner got cold.
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“You know Jamie says we need to knock on his cupboard three times to keep the monsters in,” he said in a half question.
“Yeah,” she replied.
“Well I forgot a few days ago,” he said. “He started asking me to tap the toy trunk three times instead.”
“How odd,” she said.
“I know right,” he said. “Well, I tapped his cupboard last night by mistake.”
“And?” she asked.
“Tonight, he wants me to tap his head,” he said.
Originally published in the Little Fears presents – Book 2: Capricorn.
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“What kind of nut job signs up for this?” asked the nurse.
“The kind of nut job that asks to be awake during the procedure,” replied patient 7.
The nurse shivered as the doctor began drilling into patient 7’s skull.
“Nearly there,” said the doctor, as he slid the first four wires into the hole.
“What was that?” asked the nurse, as the computer beeped.
“That’s not meant to happen,” replied the doctor, as patient 7’s heart stopped.
A recording of a prior tale. Originally published in the Little Fears presents – Book 2: Capricorn.
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I wandered into work this morning. Couldn’t see anyone at the front desk. The elevators were empty too. Out of the 42 people on my floor, only Larry and I bothered to turn up this morning. And even then, Larry had hanged himself from a high beam.
I went to make a coffee, but the milk carton was full of blood. I needed someone to put my complaint too, but HR was empty. I headed up to the MD’s office. His head was sitting on the desk. I am not sure where the rest of him was.
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A brand new Monday horror for you (like you need more horror on a Monday right?). Originally published in the Little Fears presents – Book 2: Capricorn.
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“It won’t just stick back into place,” said Delia, fumbling with the elephant’s trunk.
“Here,” replied Alice, handing over a tube of super glue.
“I thought it was made of ivory,” said Delia, turning the figurine over in her hand.
“Nothing mum owns is what it looks like,” sighed Alice.
“You know,” grumbled Delia, “this would be a lot easier without all the blood on my hands.”
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