
She watched the grains drop. Hoping for a blockage that never came. Knowing that when her time was up, she’d be in there with them.
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She watched the grains drop. Hoping for a blockage that never came. Knowing that when her time was up, she’d be in there with them.
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“She might look a bit funny, but trust me,” he sighed, “if your name ain’t down, you ain’t getting in.”
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“Hey dad,” said the child, “look at the size of them!”
“I know,” replied the father. “Tiny, aren’t they?”

Suspended in the air, Sprite looked down and sighed as history repeated itself. This was exactly how his last relationship had ended.
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So she decided, ‘feck it, just go with it.’
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“Human life is precious,” she argued. “Besides which, they taste nicer than other farm animals.”
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As the star loomed closer, astronomers agreed, there could be worse fates than worlds colliding.
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The worst thing about insomnia is facing the night terrors while awake.
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“Brah,” said Dribbles. “Got a Kleenex?”
“Nope,” sighed Sprite. “Got an umbrella?”
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Introducing Scrapps for this weeks #Colour_Collective. This lovely lady was originally going to be my Scorpio. She does have a curly tail but it’s just not prominent enough for what I wanted. I am still quite fond of her though. The colour for this week is Deep Mahogany.
With special thanks
Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do. So please do check out Warrens blog.
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