Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“Man, I got nothing left,” grumbled Sprite.
“You can’t have spent it all!” gasped Yuffie.
“Every ruddy penny,” groaned Sprite.
“What on?” asked Yuffie.
“Belts,” replied Sprite. “I bought seven hundred and eighty-six Italian made leather belts.”
“Well,” sighed Yuffie, “I mean that’s just gone to waist…”
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“Hey, Lucy,” called Yuffie. “How’d the date go?”
“Well, I took the new lady to the ice rink,” replied Lucy.
“Oh, nice,” said Yuffie. “Did you use the two for one ticket I gave you?”
“Yep,” grumbled Lucy. “She called me a cheap-skate.”
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“Sprite, brah,” said Spectre.
“Yes, bruv?” asked Sprite.
“If I’m ever on life-support, I want you to unplug me,” said Spectre.
“And then?” pushed Sprite.
“Plug me back in and see if I start,” replied Spectre.
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“First day of 2019 almost over,” grinned Ello.
“Yeah,” grumbled Bugly.
“Not happy with the new year?” asked Ello.
“Wasn’t happy with the last one,” sighed Bugly. “And I’m not happy with where I am now.”
“Ah, I see,” replied Ello. “Can ya see yourself in a better place this time next year?”
Bugly, scrunched up his nose. “No,” he sighed. “I don’t have 2020 vision…”
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“Hows the new neighbours?” asked Clouds.
“I baked them a box of skeleton cookies,” said Yuffie.
“And I threw them a house-warming party,” said Lucy.
“No, Lucy, it was arson,” sighed Yuffie.
“That’s just what the police call it,” grumbled Lucy.
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“I can’t stand the loud ones,” sighed Reala.
“Neither can I,” replied Hydra. “That’s why I make my own.”
“You make your own fireworks?” gasped Yuffie.
“Oh yeah,” replied Hydra. “I mean, on the one hand, home-made fireworks are a blast!”
“And on the other hand?” asked Reala.
“I only have two fingers,” sighed Hydra.
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“It just drives me mad,” squawked Fuen.
“All the feels,” said Reala.
“I mean I get it,” sighed Fuen. “It just annoys me when people seek constant reassurance.”
“Mmmhmm,” replied Reala.
“Do ya know what I mean?” grouched Fuen.
Reala, raised an eyebrow. Then poured another drink. “Yup.”
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“Got a pretty good vocabulary though,” said Clouds.
“I’ve never been able to spell or pronounce ‘mileniuimumn,’” sighed Hydra.
“Funny thing,” sighed Clouds. “I can never spell ‘icy.’”
“Well,” replied Hydra. “I see why.”
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“It’d give me a rush, you know?” lamented Hydra.
“I used to get such a thrill out racing hedgehogs,” sighed Red.
“I used to get a thrill out of stealing kitchen utensils,” sighed Sprite.
Red and Hydra turned to Sprite, awaiting further explanation.
“Tells ya,” said Sprite. “I was a real whisk taker.”
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“I couldn’t believe it,” said Spectre.
“I can imagine,” replied Clouds.
“Then she accused me of having an affair with Shlothmagrothadikiflooflarbinban!” cried Spectre.
“The fiend,” gasped Clouds. “How could she say such a thing?”
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