Opening Cans

“Well, that’s stupid,” moaned Flower.

“What is?” asked Hill.

“Just bought a can opener,” grumbled Flower. “It doesn’t open cans though.”

“Ah,” said Hill. “Can’t opener.”

Flower groaned.

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37 thoughts on “Opening Cans”

  1. Yep, I’ve got one of them. A can’t opener, I mean.

    But whenever I’m sauntering around town, window-shopping and the like, the need to buy a can opener never comes to mind.

    Can openers are obviously useful but undesirable. Like most of us, really.

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